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Jessica Simpson Tongue Action

If you would have told me 8 years ago that Jessica Simpson would own a huge fashion empire, I would have laughed right in your face, but here she is promoting her new line of clothes, shoes, handbags and other crap while sticking her tongue out as if she’s telling me I told you so. I can admit when I am wrong. It’s not very often, but now that I have, it’s time for Jessica to start busting out the cleavage again because her male fans need a little attention too. Sure we don’t spend money on her crap, but we can convince our girlfriends and wives to buy it.

Behati Prinsloo Works It For GQ

I was all ready to get all excited about these awesome lingerie pictures of Victoria’s Secret model Behati Prinsloo for GQ Mexico , and then I had to accidentally go and find out that she got engaged to that douche from Maroon 5 over the summer. I already knew the guy was capable of stealing all of our girlfriends if he wanted to, but now it’s personal: that lucky bastard just stole one of mine. I mean, granted, Behati didn’t know that we were dating yet, but still, not cool dude. Not cool.

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Behati Prinsloo Works It For GQ

Behati Prinsloo Works It For GQ

I was all ready to get all excited about these awesome lingerie pictures of Victoria’s Secret model Behati Prinsloo for GQ Mexico , and then I had to accidentally go and find out that she got engaged to that douche from Maroon 5 over the summer. I already knew the guy was capable of stealing all of our girlfriends if he wanted to, but now it’s personal: that lucky bastard just stole one of mine. I mean, granted, Behati didn’t know that we were dating yet, but still, not cool dude. Not cool.

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Behati Prinsloo Works It For GQ

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Nipples and Ass in a Photoshoot of the Day

These are some Alessandra Ambrosio pictures of her ass and tits. The photographer’s name is Jannis “The Anus” Tsipoulanis, but I’m thinking we need to start referring to him as the guy who has a much better life, more interesting friends, and a lot more custom jerk off material than our loser selves who can’t even convince our girlfriends to let us take pics of their nipples to put on the internet to show our friends that we really aren’t pathetic virgin losers. Seriously, how funny is it that this dude’s job is taking these pictures, while your job, if you have one is stocking shelves at the grocery store. It’s on some survival of the fittest shit that really makes life unfair, but the good news is that Jannis the Anus likes to share…so we can pretend we were their when this all went down. Collectively, we suck at life and we should all that Jannis the Anus for proving that…..even though we didn’t really need proof. These could be old these or these could be new, I don’t really know because I don’t keep on top of Alessandra Ambrosio’s photoshoot schedules, despite how much of a loser it may seem like I am for having this site….but what difference does it really make…

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Nipples and Ass in a Photoshoot of the Day