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Annalynne McCord’s Red Hot Kisses

I’m not entirely sure what  Annalynne McCord does for work these days now that 90210 is off the air, but the good news is it looks like her 15 minutes of fame aren’t up quite yet. Because here she is putting her hotness to work for a good cause at the HELP USA 2016 Scholarship Awards Luncheon. Although if Annalynne really wanted to help people, she’d bust out those cute little puppies of hers again. I mean, c’mon, what could be a better cause than giving perverts a pants fire over the Internet? Photos: WENN.com

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Kelly Brook’s 2016 Calendar Preview

Here’s a preview of Kelly Brook ‘s official 2016 Calendar, and don’t get me wrong, these pictures are hot enough to get me from zero to pants fire in 5 seconds flat, but I still don’t understand who buys this stuff. I mean, I’m sorry, but there’s no way I could make it an entire month looking at just one of these pictures. Hell, I can barely last 45 seconds looking at all of them. Enjoy. Continue reading

Louise Cliffe Will Blow Your Mind

I’d never heard of Louise Cliffe before this, but I’ve got to tell you, I think the British model/actress has a very bright future ahead of her. Because not only does she have a killer body, she can model the hell out of a handbra . And that’s probably the #1 skill for any up-and-coming hottie to have. Well, that and the ability to make a blogger go from zero to pants fire in 2 seconds flat. Either way, I’d say Louise is all set. Continue reading

Melanie Iglesias’ Cleavage Show At Guys Choice Awards

Apparently Spike TV held their annual Guys Choice awards over the weekend, which is weird, because I don’t remember being consulted. But either way, I definitely agree with at least one of their choices here, because Melanie Iglesias  here is smoking hot. I don’t know if Melanie won anything, and I’m too lazy to look it up, but if she wasn’t at least in the running for Pants Fire of the Year, I demand a vote next year to make sure they get this right. » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Barbara Palvin Gets Naked!

We haven’t been seeing many pictures from Barbara Palvin these days, and I don’t know why, considering she’s one of the hottest lingerie models out there. But luckily, I think it’s safe to say that this latest photoshoot of hers is hot enough to keep my pants fire going until next time. And you know, I always thought Barbara belonged in lingerie, but I was way off, because turns out, she looks even better in nothing at all. Go figure.

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Kristin Cavallari In The Tightest Dress Ever!

Here’s forgotten MILF Kristin Cavallari making sure we all remember how smoking hot she still is by showing up to Good Morning America in what’s got to be one of the tightest dresses I’ve ever seen. Girl looks like she can barely walk! Anyway, I have no clue what she was on there promoting, but if I had to guess, it’d probably be pants fire awareness, because after seeing her stuffed into this dress, I’d be surprised if it doesn’t become a nationwide epidemic. Photos: Fameflynet

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Ariana Grande Is Going To Be A Huge Star

I don’t normally do a ton of posts on Ariana Grande , but since I know how much you perverts love the former Nickelodeon star/up-and-coming pop star hottie, here she is at the 2014 MTV Video Music Awards . And I’ve got to admit, Ariana’s looking super cute in all that skintight leather. In fact, I think she’s definitely got everything it takes to become a big star someday: the ability to give yours truly a pants fire in 5 seconds flat. The rest is all just politics and luck. » view all 24 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Luci Ford’s Leg Show Is The Greatest Thing Ever!

I promised you guys you’d be seeing a whole lot more of Luci Ford now that I discovered her new website , and since I’m a man of my word, here you go: a brand-new leg show from my current favorite up-and-coming hottie. So enjoy these new shots, but just remember to be careful. Because Luci’s so hot, she’s liable to give you a pants fire that could last the entire weekend. I’d make sure to keep a fire extinguisher nearby just in case.

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