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Kate Upton Spilling Out of her Shirt cuz She’s Sloppy of the Day

Kate Upton is overrated because of these tits, tits that look pretty sloppy, and that they should belong on a fat girl, which is convenient, because Kate Upton will be a fat girl soon, it’s just a matter of time, and the hormones in her food haven’t fully fucked her up yet, she’s riding the benefit them, as dudes everywhere celebrate her grocery bag filled with jello tits. I prefer my tits, at least the ones I pay girls to let me touch, to have a little more perkiness to them, but I get what Judd Apatow is doing here, she’s hyped, she’s loved, this is her first movie role, and acting is a joke that requires no talent, so why not take advantage, before she’s Eating Gilbert Grape, if you know what I mean. I like how Leslie Mann looks on with excitement, like having sloppy daggers like this is an accomplishment, or a good thing, because small breasted women, like dudes with infant sized penis, envy what they don’t have, even when what they don’t have, is freakish….like Kate Upton. I’m not a fan, but the pics are pretty funny….I mean she’s in a push-up bra and her tits look like my grannies…while she’s only 19…it’s crazy, just crazy. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Sophie Simmons Side Tit in the Hot Tub of the Day

Sophie Simmons is Gene Simmons’ fat daughter, who I guess is less fat, at least based on her back, because why the fuck wouldn’t she be fit, she’s got access to all the money in the world and all it takes is hiring a fucking trainer to whip her into shape on her schedule in her home gym. I don’t think back’s are all that hot, but in Sophie Simmons case, it’s better to stare at her back, you know, like one of those busted girls you bring home when drunk, if you ever bring girls home when drunk, who you just want to bang out and not have to face, so you just slam her from behind…. You know, who will come up to you a few months later, and you have no idea who the gremlin talking to you is, until she turns around, and shows you the back of her head, making her all of a sudden substantially hotter… I call those “worth a fuck from behind” girls…and Sophie Simmons happens to be one of them, and knows it, and that’s why she’s posting it to the internet…. Unless you’re a KISS fan and only in it for Gene Simmons merch, in which case, you’ll take all of her from every angle. Here’s the pic.

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Daisy Lowe Tits for Free People June Campaign of the Day

I am all for girls who are neglected by their bio dads, because their bio dads are too busy having sex with trannies to take responsibility for your slut of mom’s rockstar fucking without a condom decision making, until paternity tests are forced on him and he’s gotta claim his girl as his own, when she’s all grown up, so he gets her modelling work to shut her up and make up for his neglect. Especially when they are high profile and their stepmother who hates them is Gwen Stefani. You know a case of a biological ruining her dream life situation… Fucked up extended families and the troubled girls who are part of it are my jam. It makes for real sluts….and motherfuckers, I love sluts. Daisy Lowe is a serious babe, who we’ve seen TOPLESS , NAKED and in PLAYBOY … If I was her dad, I’d pretend I wasn’t her dad like Gavin Rossdale too, it would make having sex with her less frowned upon by society…less creepy, in a so wrong it’s amazing way.

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