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Jaime Pressly Ripped Bikini Body for Twitter of the Day

I never really loved hard bodied, fit girls….until I got fucked by one….see I’m a fat fuck and I have the athletic ability of a pile of sewage laying in your bed after a night of hard partying….so I need to find eager girls who like or are getting paid to make me cum to just bounce on me like little sex machines…. I can’t even consider fucking fat chicks, or even chubby chicks cuz they just don’t exist to me….I don’t even see them when they walk by me so asking for a blowjob can’t happen….And the skinny, anorexic, drug addicted girls I used to run after because fat repulsed me…are just too weak to make me cum….even average bodied girls don’t have the stamina for this desensitized soul….It takes athleticism to make me cum, I should be an olympic sport…. Sure their biceps, abs and backs make me think “am I fucking a teenage boy” If they stop bouncing on my dick long enough for me to notice….. and their muscular skin is hard enough to chip a tooth on…..but ripped girls are just better…and age better….especially after birthing children and Jamie Pressly is proof….even if her fake titties are hanging weird off her real strong pecs…

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Mila Kunis is Amazing in April 2012 Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

There are a few girls in Hollywood who I don’t hate….Mila Kunis is one of them… She doesn’t do anything annoying…she’s not an attention seeking cunt…but most importantly she’s pretty fucking hot…and that may be why I like her cuz when a bitch is hot…it kinda cancels out how annoying, unstable, or stupid she is…it kinda carries them and blinds guys like me from their horrible core…. Sure she was banging a Culkin for a decade and may have even been married to him…leading me to think she probably got herpes or AIDS from him…and even that doesn’t matter…cuz when there’s an end to a long term relationship comes a flood of slutting out that I always like to try to throw my penis in front of…. She’s in Harper’s Bazaar and she’s looking pretty ok to me….tainted by Culkin AIDS or not cuz I’m not fucking her….and even if I was I doubt I’d be too phased by it…

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Mila Kunis is Amazing in April 2012 Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Sara Jean Underwood Greased Up Hard Body of the Day

Sara Jean Underwood was a tight bodied Playmate of the year who didn’t need fake tits…but who got fake tits…to give her natural tits some shape and attitude pretty much making them perfect tits…even though anyone with 5k and insecurity and a willingness to get cut open for the sake of vanity can have …. so it’s not all that impressive…but what is is that she didn’t go trashy and get DD cup beach balls that were the reason I always hated fake tits…. See, before Decemeber…I had only experienced massive implants and hated them….but Santa came early for me this past year and showed me what a B-Cup implant was all about…perfection….leading me to realize that implants save shity tits….they can be magical…if if they are full of shit…. The other thing good about Sara Jean besides her smart implant choices, hard body, ability to pretend to be Ryan Seacrests GF before becoming the new Olivia Munn manipulating the nerds everywhere…while providing them with masturbation FODDER from her past stint with Playboy that got her famous in the first place…cuz if you’re 19 with a dream…that’s an easy way to make it happen if you’re willing to get naked sluts…….. is her pussy ….The thing is fucking spectacular…possibly hardly used…and that just makes her irritating behavior so acceptable… TO SEE A GALLERY OF HER HOT NAKED PUSSY PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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