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Carly McKinney, Colorado Math Teacher, Suspended for Nude Twit Pics

Carly McKinney is a math teacher in Aurora, Colorado. But apparently she’s more focused on the birds and the bees than the Pythagorean Theorem… because McKinney has been suspended for posting naked photos on Twitter! The 23-year old apparently did so under a bio that reads “BearCrunker than most. Stay sexy. Stay high. Stay drunk. Stay free. Stay trippy.” No, really. Think we could make that up? Along with images such as the one published above, Carly allegedly Tweeted shots of herself drinking, stripping, smoking and getting high. Her profile has since been deleted, but she should have talked to the IT department at school: these images will live forever online! McKinney claims the photos were some kind of farce, but they included captions such as “Naked. Wet. Stoned.” and other gems that Courtney Stodden has not yet even thought of. McKinney has been placed on paid administrative leave while an investigation looks into whether she used or possessed drugs on school property. If she does get fired, we hope Carly takes note: THG is hiring!

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Carly McKinney, Colorado Math Teacher, Suspended for Nude Twit Pics

Candice Swanepoel Tweets a Naked for Fashion Pic of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is amazing even though she blocked me on twitter and instagram for begging her to give me her SOUTH AFRICAN HIV….not cuz I want her HIV….but because I want to go through the process of her giving it to me the good old fashion way….through anal sex…. She is probably the single hottest model out there right now, but then again, I find this watermelon I’ve been eating erotic, but that’s probably because I just cut a hole in it and fucked it and this is my afterglow… Yes. I make no sense….but then again either does Candice Swanepoel’s body that she’s posting naked on Twitter….in a fashionable, implied naked, low res way….which is luckily good enough for me…cuz I come from an era of jerking off to scrambled porn….blue, red and green, titty in the bottom left, penetration top right motherfucker….

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Candice Swanepoel Tweets a Naked for Fashion Pic of the Day

Candice Swanepoel Tweets a Naked for Fashion Pic of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is amazing even though she blocked me on twitter and instagram for begging her to give me her SOUTH AFRICAN HIV….not cuz I want her HIV….but because I want to go through the process of her giving it to me the good old fashion way….through anal sex…. She is probably the single hottest model out there right now, but then again, I find this watermelon I’ve been eating erotic, but that’s probably because I just cut a hole in it and fucked it and this is my afterglow… Yes. I make no sense….but then again either does Candice Swanepoel’s body that she’s posting naked on Twitter….in a fashionable, implied naked, low res way….which is luckily good enough for me…cuz I come from an era of jerking off to scrambled porn….blue, red and green, titty in the bottom left, penetration top right motherfucker….

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Candice Swanepoel Tweets a Naked for Fashion Pic of the Day