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Ryan Lochte Inspires "Call Me Maybe" Parody

Ryan Lochte has officially made it. Not because this 28-year old American defeated Michael Phelps yesterday in the 400 Individual Medley, but because he’s the subject of a new “Call Me Maybe” parody, which focuses on the rivalry between these two Olympic swimmers and whose lyrics include: Strange pecs, taking bong hits/Stay smooth, shave your armpits/Where you think you’re swimming, Mikey? Hey, I’m not Michael, don’t eat at Subway/But this is my year, so call me Lochte/It’s hard to swim right, by Phelps baby/But this is my year, so call me Lochte.

Russell Brand on Sarah Palin Relevancy: All About the Vagina!

She didn’t even last one term as Governor of Alaska. She failed in her bid to become Vice President of the United States. At this point, she’s merely a Fox News contributor and the mother of a reality TV star . So why does Sarah Palin remain so newsworthy? Russell Brand has a theory. “The reason that Sarah Palin has been so long tolerated is that latent inquisition around her vagina,” Brand laughed yesterday during a Q&A session at the Television Critics Association press tour. “People want to f-ck her, don’t they? That’s why they tolerate the other stuff… The dick don’t lie!” The comedian, whose Brand X talk show has been picked up by FX for seven more episodes, was also asked about the recent Chick-fil-A controversy . “Didn’t Chick-fil-A say that they’re racists now? Oh no, homophobic. I get mixed up with the prejudices. I forget who I’m supposed to hate.” We’re gonna assume that many Republicans, following Brand’s take on Palin, won’t be as confused. They likely know where to direct their hatred at the moment. [Photos: WENN.com]

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Russell Brand on Sarah Palin Relevancy: All About the Vagina!