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Ryan Lochte: Dancing With the Stars is RIGGED!

It’s been a rough few weeks for the swimming world’s most lovable dumbass, Ryan Lochte. Shortly after he was caught lying about being robbed at gunpoint at the Rio Olympics , Lochte made an unexpected career choice that’s done little to help mend his battered reputation. When rumors first began to circulate that Lochte would join the cast of Dancing With the Stars for the show’s 23rd season, many took it as a joke. Then the cast was officially announced, and Lochte confirmed that yet again, what seemed to ridiculous to be true was in fact a serious life decision that he made, presumably after careful consideration. Now, Lochte is proving his critics right and demonstrating that like the Little Mermaid and so many millions of hooked fish before him, Ryan was really better off in the water. On his very first episode, Lochte was rushed by protesters , who are now facing jail time. That’s hardly Lochte’s fault, but it’s the kind of idiocy you invite when you decide to weather the storm of an international scandal by doing competitive cha-cha’s on ABC. Anyway, it turns out Lochte is only slightly  better at dancing than he is at lying his way out of tight spots. On tonight’s elimination show, he and Cheryl Burke are on the chopping block along with several other couples who all failed to earn immunity during last night’s competition . Marilu Henner and Derek Hough, Amber Rose and Maksim Chmerkovskiy, Kenny “Babyface” Edmonds and Allison Holker, or Terra Jolé and Sasha Farber could all be sent packing. Of course, a bad attitude is often a deal-breaker on DWTS and thus far, two stars have allegedly been caught speaking ill about their show and their experiences in the race for the Mirrored Ball. Last week, sources claimed that Amber Rose griped that the show is “rigged.” Now, it seems Lochte is echoing her complaint . According to Radar Online, the Olympian is not happy about facing elimination, and he feels that the judges knew he would never win the competition before he ever set foot on the floor. “Ryan and Cheryl are pretty sure that they are going to be eliminated tonight,” a source tells the website. “Ryan was actually telling people that he thought the show was rigged and that everyone was out to sabotage him.” The 32-year-old also took issue with last night’s unorthodox head-to-head format: “He also said that it was unfair of them to put him and Cheryl up against James Hinchcliffe and his partner Sharna Burgess, because he said that they are both ‘really strong dancers.’” The insider adds that Lochte was visibly upset after Hinchcliffe and Burgess emerged victorious: “After they lost last night, Ryan was not even trying to hide his emotions,” the source says. “He was super upset and Cheryl was trying to console him, but he was not having any of it.” So could Lochte be facing yet another public humiliation? View Slideshow: 16 Things Ryan Lochte Definitely Would Do Based on these rumors, we’d have to answer that question with a resounding, “Jeah!” Watch Dancing With the Stars online at TV Fanatic to get caught up in time for tonight’s results show.

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Dancing with the Stars Recap: Keep Your Lochte Locked Down

Dancing with the Stars’ second episode of the 23rd season is in the books, and for some couples, there are already reasons for concern. Tension was high and security on high alert as Dancing with the Stars Season 23 Episode 2 got underway on the ABC Television Network. The scores and votes from this episode would be combined with last week to determine who will be the first couple to go home next week. Make sense? Fortunately, any protests were limited to the scoreboard, as Ryan Lochte performed without incident and Laurie Hernandez just dominated. The gymnast revealed in a pre-performance video that she had two dreams in life, to be in Olympics and to be on Dancing With the Stars. Yes, really. The teenager fulfilled that dream by performing a jive to the theme song from Duck Tales (Woo-oo!) even though she’d never seen it. Thirty-somethings everywhere are feeling so over the hill right now. In any case, with Val as Scrooge McDuck, they scored 32 points. Good for first place, BTW. One point behind were Terra Jole and Sasha Farber, with a quickstep to Bewitched that Julianne Hough said was made for the reality star. Bruno Tonioli said it was the most “complete and rounded quickstep” they had seen, so it’s hard to do much better than that for praise. In third place were Kenny “Babyface” Edmonds and Allison Holker, with an Argentine tango set to the X-Files theme song. Very creative! View Slideshow: Dancing with the Stars Season 23: Cast Announced! On the other end of the spectrum? Rick Perry. He just cannot dance. Fortunately for the former Texas Governor, he’s aware of this and in on the joke as far as what a joke it is that he’s even out there. Unfortunately … 22 points. That would be dead last, but with four other couples tied at 24, perhaps he has a chance to out-poll one of them and stick around? If only for a week or two? Amber Rose Goes All Game of Thrones on Dancing with the Stars At 24 were Maureen McCormick and Artem Chigvintsev, Amber Rose and Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Jake T. Austin and Jenna Johnson. Joining them was last week’s man of the protesting hour, Ryan Lochte, and his partner Cheryl Burke, who got through it without incident. That’s the good news. The bad news? That it simply wasn’t good from a technical standpoint, at all, and the scoreboard doesn’t lie. With the top and bottom tiers clearly established, we have everyone else pretty much bunched up in the middle trying to stay competitive. View Slideshow: Dancing with the Stars: Who Will Win? Will James Hinchcliffe and Sharna Burgess, Jana Kramer and Gleb Savchenko, or Vanilla Ice and Witney Carson be able to step it up? Will Megatron himself, Calvin Johnson and Lindsay Arnold, take it to the next level? Or will Marilu Henner and Derek Hough make a run? When you watch Dancing with the Stars online, you’ll see that they gave performances that were decent but not particularly memorable. Good enough to survive on next week’s results show? Most likely. But unlikely to take them to the finals without some real improvement. Who’s your pick this year?! View Slideshow: Dancing with the Stars: All the Winners!

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Ryan Lochte Gets Charged, Could Go to Jail

Ryan Lochte may or may not go Dancing with the Stars . He also may or may not go to prison. The moronic swimmer – who has won 12 medals in his Olympic career, yet very few fans – has officially been charged with a crime by Brazilian authorities. Late on Thursday, officials in that country charged Lochte with falsifying a police report, stemming from an incident early on the morning of August 14. For those somehow unaware of what Lochte allegedly did, a refresher: He and three U.S. swimming teammates were out late partying in Rio. Which is definitely not a crime. But Lochte then told the press that the quartet got pulled over in a taxi by a group of thugs who pretended to be policemen. He claimed they flashed a badge and ordered the Olympians to the ground at gunpoint. Lochte even made himself sound all tough, saying he initially refused to listen to these supposedly armed criminals. But then police in the area looked into the allegations and could not find evidence any crime had been committed. Lochte had already bolted back home to the United States, but his teammates had their passports confiscated and were forced to come clean to the police. In doing so, the admitted that a drunken Lochte had vandalized a gas station and the teammates did NOT get robbed. Yes, a gun was pulled on them, but by a security guard who demanded they pay for the damage they had caused at the gas station. Ryan Lochte Takes “Full Responsibilty” for “Immature Behavior” Lochte initially admitted he was not ” careful and candid ” enough in the way he originally outlined what had happened. But the public did not respond well to this half-assed apology, prompting Lochte to sit down with Matt Lauer and try again. This time, he did take “full responsibility,” fighting off (fake?) tears while saying he let his teammates down and adding: “I don’t want them to think that I left them dry. I took away from their accomplishments by being immature for one night. That’s what hurts the most.” Still. He never came out and confessed to his complete lying. Ryan Lochte: “Drunk Frat Boy” Song Will Lochte actually go to prison for his misguided explanation of events? It’s possible , at least. Brazilian officials have already summoned the swimmer to Rio for a hearing, but here’s the thing: the charge is not an extraditable offense. He can’t be forced to show up in any court. Moreover, yes, the charge could conceivably land the athlete in jail for up to six months, but there’s a better chance Lochte beats Michael Phelps in a race tomorrow than he spends any time behind bars. View Slideshow: 16 Things Ryan Lochte Definitely Would Do The likelihood is that Lochte’s legal team will negotiate a fine similar to the one that teammate Jimmy Feigen paid: $11,000, donated to charity. The case will then go away. We wish Lochte would do the same. When it comes to him Dancing with the Stars, THIS IS WHAT WE THINK OF THAT IDEA .

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We Are All That Thinking Guy Emoji Reading Ryan Lochte’s Apology

Ryan Lochte is up to his neck in hot water as his ‘robbery’ ordeal in Rio is one really bad misunderstanding. He’s now apologized.

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Stephen A. Smith Rips Ryan Lochte: ‘You Still Look Like a Damn Liar’

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First the Olympic swimmer said he was robbed at gunpoint by fake cops on Sunday in Rio. Slowly, his story has evolved, revealing there actually was no robbery. Instead, Lochte, Jimmy Feigen, and two other teammates were caught on camera vandalizing a gas station bathroom.

Stephen A. Smith Rips Ryan Lochte: ‘You Still Look Like a Damn Liar’

Ryan Lochte’s E! Show Starts New Movement: ‘Swimming Awareness’?

The Olympian’s ‘What Would Ryan Lochte Do?’ reality series will show him on dates and hanging with family. By Elizabeth Lancaster “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” Photo: E! Entertainment

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Chris Brown Spray Paints Mural: Check it Out!

Chris Brown is an artiste, and not just in the recording studio. In addition to being a Grammy winner, he’s also a painter ! Armed with cans of spray paint, the R&B star absolutely went to town on the side of a building in Miami – with permission of course – and it was awesome. Photographers snapped pictures as Brown tagged the wall, and we have to say, the man’s got some serious skills when it comes to art as well as music. Check out the finished product after the jump:

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What Would Ryan Locthe Do Trailer: The Best/Worst Show of All Time?

What Would Ryan Lochte Do? A new E! show asks that very question, and the result looks completely ridiculous, even for a network that employs Kim Kardashian . “Don’t duplicate,” the Olympic swimmer urges. “Just recipitate.” And with that, we give you this amazing extender trailer: What Would Ryan Lochte Do Trailer The nearly-five-minute What Would Ryan Lochte Do? preview shows him showing off his “Lochte edge” shoes (whatever that means), partying, training, etc. In addition to gratuitous ab shots and footage of Ryan hitting on girls, we’re also treated to pearls of wisdom from the athlete, who has his own catchphrase. “If you say it like how it’s spelled, it’s ‘jeah.’ But that’s boring. No one wants to hear that. So you really have to put that enfidence on that ‘J.’ JA-EAH.” Consider yourselves smarter for having experienced this.  

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Megan Lochte on Anti-Asian Tirade: All An Act!

Give Megan Lochte credit: This is certainly a new line of defense. After being slammed for her appearance on a Maryland-based radio this week, during which she repeatedly used the word “Chink” to describe Chinese citizens and lumped them together with the Japanese as “Asian,” or “whatever [Americans] want them to be,” the sister of star swimmer Ryan Lochte has come out and explained: It was all an act!

“Swirler?”: Olympian Ryan Lochte’s Racist Rat Sister Megan Has Some Offensive Feelings About The Chinese [Video]

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