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Hipster Fish Killer

Donald Earl Fite III is on probation for impaling his girlfriends purple betta fish named DeLorean. He reportedly told police, “If she can't have me, then she can't have the fish!” In true hipster fashion, Don's ex is getting a memorial tattoo of DeLorea. Typical.

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Hipster Fish Killer

Leaving Facebook Open Around Your Roommates

This is the sort of stuff that happens when you accidentally leave your Facebook profile open on your roommates computer. Especially if your roommate is 13 years old. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment