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Ashley Greene Goes to the Doctor of the Day

Here are some pictures of Ashley Greene, or The Bitch Who Came Out of No Where and Everyone Seems to be Talking About, as I like to refer to her….and she’s going to the Doctor. I don’t know about you but when I see a girl going into or coming out of a Doctor’s office, I always wonder why she is in there. Could it be getting a routine check up, or does it have more to do with something disgusting and embarrassing that she needs sorted the fuck out.

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Ashley Greene Goes to the Doctor of the Day

Freaky Sex Robot of the Day

Here’s something all you fucking virgins who can’t get real pussy are going to die for. This is the answer to where you can invest all the money you’ve saved by working all the time and having no social life to spend that money on. It’s a next level sex doll that even talks back to you when you hold its hand….you know that comforting touch you’re missing in your weird masturbation habits you’ve developed after all these years of practice and “steppin your game up” and the whole thing is fucking creepy as fuck, you might as well just get a job at the morgue at least those bitches are actually made of human parts….either way, you’re pathetic

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Freaky Sex Robot of the Day

Blake Lively in Esquire of the Day

This bitch has gone a long way from being born in a halfway house to a criminal mother, to starring in Fetish sex tapes to starring on a hit show about rich kids and now gracing the cover of Esquire magazine….I guess she gives us all hope that despite or past, or the fact that we were brought into this world as trash, we can still pull ourselves out of that and wear our underwear on magazine covers instead of having them bunched up in the corner of the stage we strip on, the hotel room floor we get paid to fuck in, or the movie set we just let guys jerk off on our feet on…..oh wait…Leighton Meester was the whore in training who defied all odds, Blake Lively is the other one, I guess I’m not too good at this blogging shit, who cares they are both the fucking same, here she is lookin Greasy as fuck in Esquire….

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Blake Lively in Esquire of the Day