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Baby Nipple Tassle T-Shirt

Posted on August 15, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Available in “nipper sizes” (their words, not mine) from ages 0-4. DON'T GET MAD: the age of consent is way lower in the UK. Come on, think like a European.

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Baby Nipple Tassle T-Shirt

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Human Skin Rug

Posted on August 15, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Chrissy Conant's “Chrissy Skin Rug” is either a charming ode to Since of the Lambs, or a disturbing metaphor. I'll assume it's a metaphor, but I'd much rather imagine her saying to guests, “You see, it puts the carpet cleaner on it's skin, and it looks as clean as ever!” Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

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