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Lamar Odom Says Khloe JUST Texted Him About One Story in His Memoir

In his new memoir, Lamar Odom admits to cheating on Khloe Kardashian a lot and even threatening to kill her on at least one occasion . And yet… … in a new interview to promote said memoir, Odom says he and his ex-wife still get along pretty well and aren’t merely in touch — but were very recently just in touch. Speaking with Jenny McCarthy on her SiriusXM show on Wednesday, Odom revealed his Kardashian texted him just the day before, not long after the memoir’s release. “Um, she sent me a text yesterday,” Odom told McCarthy after he was asked if he knew how Khloe felt about the book. He continued in this response: “She good, she talked about one of the stories I told in the book. About her coming to the hotel and putting her hands on the girl. She said she didn’t even think I remembered that story.” Really?!? Khloe thought Lamar would forget about the time that she arrived at his hotel room and caught him cheating with a stripper and she nearly strangled the poor girl to death ? Someone would need to be really high or f-cked up in some way to forget that this happened and… … oh, right, nevermind. Odom has been on a whirlwind press tour over the past several days, talking up the biography “Darkness to Light,” which documents in many years of infidelity and drug use. In one of his craziest statements, Odom even claimed that he never overdosed in Nevada… but rather that a hit was put on his life and that’s why he ended up in the hospital. Bizarre. Lamar says his most recent exchange with Khloe was “friendly,” despite many of the things he wrote about their relationship in his book. For example, Odom claimed he “had broken my vows with Khloe so many times” before Kardashian started checking his Black Card statements. One night, he said she tracked his movements to the Hotel Roosevelt in Hollywood, where he was shacked up with two strippers and quite a few drugs. Around midnight, he writes, there was a “pounding” at the door — and on the other side was Khloe, Kris Jenner and their security team. “Khloe opened the door and pounced on the first girl she saw,” says Lamar. Whoa there! “Try to imagine the scene: Khloe’s beating the shit out of one of the girls who tried to protest. She’s dropping vicious blows all over the top of this girl’s head,” he claims, and then he elaborates: “Kris is screaming and her security guard jumps in and pulls Khloe off the beaten stripper. Khloe tells me to gather up my things, and the guards quickly remove all traces of the drugs. “We sneak out of a back door of the Roosevelt and disappear into the night.” Talking to McCarthy, Odom said he hopes that he and his wife four years continue to keep the lines of communication open. “The next house I buy, hopefully she can decorate it,” he said. “They’re amazing decorators, they’re amazing homemakers.” View Slideshow: Lamar Odom: 17 Most Bat$hit Crazy Bombshells from His Memoir In conclusion? Lamar clearly wants another shot with Khloe . “She’s an incredible person and she’ll always have a place in my heart and be dear to me,” he told McCarthy, also calling her the love of his life. “She’s extremely courageous and tough and strong.”

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Ashley Benson and Cara Delevingne Just Bought Themselves a $384 Sex Bench

Congratulations are in order for Ashley Benson and Cara Delevingne. No, the female celebrities are not engaged; nor did they suddenly get up and elope. But photographic evidence now exists that depicts the actress and the model moving an expensive sex bench into the apartment they share in West Hollywood. So, yeah. Like we said: Congratulations you two! Based on social media accounts and photos of the incident, Benson and Delevinge were laughing up a storm while they carried this item through the front gate. The product, which Jezebel identifies as the $384 Obedience Extreme Sex Bench with Restraint Straps, also has an upgrade that costs $438: the Dicktator Extreme Sex Machine. According to the manufacturer, the bench is to “act out dark fantasies” or “prepare for intense impact play scenes.” The “heavy duty piece of sex furniture” also has comfortable padding and an ergonomically shaped bench… which is a nice side benefit. This means tha neither star is likely to hurt her back while using the bench for its intended purposes. “You will even be able to go deeper than ever before!” the description reads. “The U-shaped headrest won’t muffle their moans and squeals as you play.” The bench currently only has 3.5 stars on Amazon, however. We’ve reached out to Delevingne and Benson for comment, but they have no idea who we are and we can’t imagine that they’d want to discuss their sex life with a celebrity gossip website. So we doubt we’ll be hearing from them any time soon. Delevingne and Benson have been dating for about a year. They haven’t talked much about their romance in any interviews or on Instagram or anything — but Delevingne has been very open about her sex life in general. “I used to go to clubs but I’d rather have sex than go out now,” she said in March, adding that the best “gift” she could give would be was physical affection to someone else. “I’m very good at giving love and not at receiving it,” she added. “I find it quite difficult to receive pleasure and love and things like that, so I love to give.” The model has described herself as sexually fluid and said in this same interview that she’s “very submissive with men,” but acts the “opposite” way with women in bed. Delevingne kept going and going on this subject, too. “Part of sex – that connection – is feral. You meet someone but when you go in the bedroom, it’s another animal,” she said. “To me, that is so interesting. There are certain people who are super-sexy and they flirt with you, then you have sex with them and they are terrible.” She continued: “But I like people who seem really prudish then, when they get to the bedroom, they’re like, ‘What?!’ It’s like a whole transformation.” Delevingne never mentioned Benson by name in this interview. But it sounds – and looks , based on that photo above – as if things are going very well. “I can allow pleasure but it’s hard to find that person. I have found them before, sure,” Delevingne said in March. “That whole courting process of power is very interesting. And it’s a difference with men and women.”

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Phoebe Price Slutty Thong Upskirt of the Day

I appreciate all things Phoebe Price. I think she represents something really weird, but interesting that has happened in America with the whole celebrity culture. She’s in her 40s, and has been at this for longer than I have been, where that she would go to celeb hot spots dressed wild so often the paparazzi noticed and she started popping up in magazines…almost brilliant… She would keep getting weirder and weirder and get invited to different events and connect with interesting people…mainly other people doing the staged paparazzi thing. She’s got this level of delusion that is amazing. She just loves trolling the world and getting into magazines. And I don’t even know if she knows she’s trolling the world…or if she thinks she’s that relevant… I’ve seen her promoting content clearly mocking her and acting like it’s praise..it’s brilliant. So I am a fan… She is getting a little more naked, which she never really did before, her massive tits and ass out flashing the paparazzi like a Jezebel…who was never a sex worker and who I have never officially seen naked in shameless content…so she’s keep us going, stringing us along…I mean this bending over in a thong weirdness….wild…. I send her DMs on IG everyday asking for the sex tapes to post, but she’s not there yet, and if she was I don’t think I’d be the one getting the rights…because I’m never that lucky,…even though I’m ready to sell that shit at flea markets across america…where no one will know who she is…but will learn the right way…via the ANAL SCENE. We aren’t there yet…but she’s a living legend no one actually knows or cares about…but not all legends have fans… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Phoebe Price Slutty Thong Upskirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Donald Trump Accused of Plagiarizing Bane: Watch the Speeches!

We already know that an aversion to the truth runs in the Trump family. But do Donald Trump and Melania Trump also share an affection for plagiarization? Back in July, the First Lady stole parts of her Republican National Convention speech from Michelle Obama… and now some folks are wondering whether not Trump also relied on another source for this afternoon’s inauguration address. Specifically, they’re wondering if Trump was strongly influenced by iconic DC Comic villain Bane. You remember Bane, don’t you? Played by Tom Hardy in The Dark Knight Rises, he caused many problems for Batman, stirring up anarchy throughout Gotham City as he encouraged the people to rise up against their oppressors. He basically vowed to Make Gotham Great Again in his own, unique, controversial way. Sound familiar? It’s about to sound a lot more familiar. Consider the following passage from Trump’s inaugural address : Today’s ceremony, however has very special meaning. Because today, we are not merely transferring power from one administration to another or from one party to another. But we are transferring power from Washington D.C. and giving it back to you… the people. For too long a small group in our nation’s capital has reaped the rewards of government while the people have born the cost. Washington flourished but the people did not share in its wealth. Politicians prospered but the jobs left and the factories closed. The establishment protected itself but not the citizens of our country. Their victories have not been your victories. Their triumphs have not been your triumphs and while they celebrated in our nation’s capital, there was little to celebrate for struggling families all across our land. That all changes starting right here and right now because this moment is your moment. It belongs to you. WATCH THE FULL SPEECH BELOW: Donald Trump Inauguration Speech Okay? Got it? We’re not here to judge the address. We’re here to marvel over its similarities to what Bane said on the steps of a government building in The Dark Knight Rises. Consider: We take Gotham from the corrupt! The rich! The oppressors of generations who have kept you down with myths of opportunity, and we give it back to you… the people. Gotham is yours. None shall interfere. Do as you please. Start by storming Blackgate, and freeing the oppressed! Step forward those who would serve. For and army will be raised. The powerful will be ripped from their decadent nests, and cast out into the cold world that we know and endure. Courts will be convened. Spoils will be enjoyed. Blood will be shed. The police will survive, as they learn to serve true justice. This great city… it will endure. Gotham will survive! WATCH THE FULL SPEECH BELOW: Bane Encourages Uprising in The Dark Knight Rises We aren’t the only site that took note of this comparison. Entertainment Weekly and Jezebel were on it right away, as well. And while the idea of a wannabe Bane being in charge of our nuclear arsenal very scary, let’s remember the title of the film from which we took the above clip: The Dark Knight Rises. So that’s the question, people. That’s the reason to have hope. What hero will rise over the next four years and lead this country to a less Baneful place? View Slideshow: Donald Trump Becomes President: Celebrities React!

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Samantha Hoopes for Some Random Magazine of the Day

Her name is Samantha Hoopes …she was in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit once or twice…she pretends she’s under 25, but I think she’s looks 40…but that could jsut be the botox that turned her into a Real Housewife looking babe with a rockin’ body… The magazine is called Jezebel…a Jezebel is a scandalous girl…I’ve heard from a few rich dudes that this Jezebel charged 25,000 dollars an hour for sex. I don’t know if that’s true since I don’t run in those circles, but I will assume that very few girls aren’t 25,000 dollars an hour…especially when they are grey area porn chicks…in look and in career…since dudes jerk off to her half nakedness…right… The post Samantha Hoopes for Some Random Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Suits Return Teaser: Will The Truth Hurt?

The truth is set to come out on Suits Season 3 . USA has come out with a new promo in anticipation of the show’s March 6 return and it features Louis confronting Mike with th following threat: “I’m onto to you and I’m going to expose you for the lying piece of filth that you are.” Oh boy. That can’t bode well. We also see Stephen Macht guest-starring opposite his son, along with Rachel and Mike taking off their clothes. Watch Suits online if you need to catch up prior to the return and then view this teaser: Suits Return Trailer

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Juan Pablo Apologizes for Anti-Gay Remarks, Blames Language Barrier

Juan Pablo Galavis has issued an apology for remarks he made today in regard to the possibility of a gay Bachelor on ABC. When asked in an interview if the network should ever center a season around a homosexual single man, the Season 18 hunt said no… that would not be a “good example” for viewers. Juan Pablo later added that gay people are “more pervert in a sense” and the show would be “too strong” if they were involved. In a long Facebook post, however, the Bachelor has backtracked and tried to explain the remarks. “I want to apologize to all the people I may have offended because of my comments on having a Gay or Bisexual Bachelor. The comment was taken out of context. If you listen to the entire interview, there’s nothing but respect for Gay people and their families. “I have many gay friends and one of my closest friends who’s like a brother has been a constant in my life especially during the past 5 months.” 9 Hottest Bachelors in ABC History Open Slideshow 1. Juan Pablo Juan Pablo is extending a rose in this photo. We know millions of women would love to take it. View As List 1. Juan Pablo Juan Pablo is extending a rose in this photo. We know millions of women would love to take it. 2. Andrew Firestone Andrew Firestone is a contender for Hottest Bachelor Ever. Might he win? 3. Jesse Palmer Jesse Palmer can throw a football. Can he also make you swoon? 4. Andrew Baldwin Will you accept Andrew Baldwin’s rose? He was an early contestant on this ABC hit. 5. Brad Womack Brad Womack was the Bachelor on TWO occasions. Where does he rank among all-time hotties? 6. Jason Mesnick Jason Mesnick won over Molly. Can he do the same for you? 7. Jake Pavelka Jake Pavelka was a controversial Bachelor. But you can’t deny his hotness. 8. Ben Flajnik Ben Flajnik is very easy on the eyes. Fans fell in love with him on The Bachelor. 9. Sean Lowe Hello there, Sean Lowe! This Bachelor ranks among the show’s best looking. Galavis then said his difficulties with English are partly to blame for the scandal. “The word pervert was not what I meant to say and I am very sorry about it. Everyone knows English is my second language and my vocabulary is not as broad as it is in Spanish and, because of this, sometimes I use the wrong words to express myself. What I meant to say was that gay people are more affectionate and intense and for a segment of the TV audience this would be too racy to accept. “The show is very racy as it is and I don’t let my 5 year old daughter watch it. Once again, I’m sorry for how my words were taken. I would never disrespect anyone. Sinceramente, Juan Pablo Galavis.” ABC quickly condemned Juan Pablo’s comments as ”careless, thoughtless and insensitive.” Should this be the end of the controversy? Like A&E with Phil Robertson , should ABC somehow discipline Galavis? Will you still watch The Bachelor online ? And SHOULD ABC base a season around a gay bachelor?   No, it would set a bad example Yes, it’s about time I don’t care View Poll »

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Lena Dunham Responds to Vogue Photoshop Controversy: Who Cares?!?

Lena Dunham covers the latest issue of Vogue , marking the first time this writer/producer/actress has graced the front of a national fashion magazine. Cause for celebration, right? Or cause for celebration, according to some. In an attempt to defend Dunham as “a woman who trumpets body positivity, Jezelbel paid $10,000 to Vogue for the star’s untouched images from her new spread. The website received them… and then printed a couple of the photos in order to depict just how the publication edited Dunham’s eyes, chin, cleavage and other areas. To wit: In the end, writs Jezebel, Dunham’s pics “were not drastically altered,” but “it’s important to remember how unforgiving the media is when it comes to images of women.” It adds: “Men are generally allowed to have pores and wrinkles; women are supposed to be “perfect” — a state that does not exist.” Mother Jones’ co-editor Clara Jeffery, meanwhile, wrote on Twitter: “If [Lena]’s given us an image of a real woman on Girls, and they altered — perhaps without her consent, isn’t that a paradox that should be explored?” Not according to Dunham herself. Her Twitter take on the whole ordeal? Some shit is too ridiculous to engage. Let’s use our energy wisely, 2014. In other words: go watch Girls online and relax, folks.

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Ashley Tisdale Gives Me Boners on Social Media of the Day

I usually hate on Ashley Tisdale but the world is too beautiful of a place to fill it with hate…there is always so much negativity that we might as well celebrate the good and not the bad…and ultimately..why bother shitting on people…especially those with vaginas…just because they have an awkward face….you see cuz they still have tits, legs, pussy, asshole and mouth to fuck…they still have armpits, hands and feet to fuck…and they probably are more enthusiastic about it than the average vagina…cuz they feel ugly all the time…since their face…is kinda ugly…but maybe I’m just saying that cuz she’s posing in a way that works her flaws, hides her flaws and lets me focus on her assets…duck face that ho…and everything works out….at least for Ashley Tisdale…cuz this pic is erotic. Here are some pics of her modeling for some magazine called Jezebel this past month…just because I support her comeback tour…

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What to Expect When You’re Expecting Gets a Trailer for the Marginalized-Woman Era

I know we were kinda just talking about this, but at a point in time when women’s rights and representation are threatened at seemingly every turn by bureaucrats , ideologues , campaign financiers and bald-faced misogynists , how predictable should it have been that the new trailer for What to Expect When You’re Expecting — the best-selling, most influential maternity guide in the known universe — would marginalize the actual mothers and focus almost entirely on the guys? Don’t change, Hollywood! Actually, yes. Maybe change just a bit. In fairness to Lionsgate, the last time the marketing team went full chick-flick, we got a series of posters that had even the bodysnark-averse observers at Jezebel ” hypnotized by the Styrofoam lumps they shoved under the stars’ shirts.” So to Plan B, as in “Boy”: What’s the worst that can come of enlisting Chris Rock, Dennis Quaid, Thomas Lennon, Matthew Morrison, Rodrigo Santoro and others to play up the fatherhood side of the equation? On second thought, with the male half of the ensemble mugging and contorting opposite various expressions of hysteria and breaking off one-liners referring to the side of the stroller walk “where happiness goes to die,” let’s not answer that. Not to overthink the unthinkable, or unthought-out, or whatever. But with so much cynicism and garish guy-centricity in the air right now, this trailer seems just aloof at best and in appallingly, almost absurdly bad taste at worst. But you tell me? [via Yahoo! ] Follow S.T. VanAirsdale on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .

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