Catherine Harding is some IRISH singer who has been drinking too many Guinness and looking like too many sloppy bitches I see at IRISH bars, the one place that attracts some of the sloppiest, loudest, trashiest, middle of the road garbage… She was also a vagina Jude Law put his penis in, because when you’re 50 year old creeper and a 25 year old comes along, you kind of overlook her flaws, like her thighs, if anything you appreciate them – because they aren’t old…YOUTH is a powerful thing….not as powerful as these legs…but POWERFUL none the less… The post Jude Law’s Bottom Heavy Girl Catherine Harding of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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It’s a wrap!!! Kenya Moore Speaks On Matt Jordan Breakup Kenya Moore is speaking out on her ex after last night’s episode of “Real Housewives Of Atlanta.” As previously reported there’s a warrant out for the arrest of Kenya’s ex Matt Jordan after he got into a violent brawl with Peter Thomas at a Charlotte radio station. And during Sunday’s RHOA, viewers saw things reach a breaking point between him and Kenya because she decided to call off their toxic tryst. According to Matt, Kenya”ruined” their relationship and thinks she’s without fault. “What about the things you’ve done wrong,” asked Matt while his voice cracked. “It’s not about your flaws — let me point at some of your flaws. […] I had something good and you ruined it,” he said. “You’re the only thing that I cared about… pull the trigger. Whatever you need to do, because you clearly don’t care about me.” Matt then wept openly and got irate when she wouldn’t apologize, so he took a few more digs at the RHOA star. “You know why I’m playing the same record? Because you won’t say sorry,” said Matt. “You keep going on in your life, you’ll be unhappy for your actions. I’ll be in jail and you’ll be single and miserable, so we’re even. […] We didn’t have sex the other night in my truck because you wanted to?!” LAME. Kenya’s since taken to Instagram to let fans know that she’s completely done with Matt. “Don’t ever settle,” said Kenya. She also received praise from fans for keeping her composure while talking to her ex. Good for Kenya for moving on, she can do better. Right? What do YOU think about Kenya wrapping it up completely with Matt Jordan??? Instagram
I usually hate on Ashley Tisdale but the world is too beautiful of a place to fill it with hate…there is always so much negativity that we might as well celebrate the good and not the bad…and ultimately..why bother shitting on people…especially those with vaginas…just because they have an awkward face….you see cuz they still have tits, legs, pussy, asshole and mouth to fuck…they still have armpits, hands and feet to fuck…and they probably are more enthusiastic about it than the average vagina…cuz they feel ugly all the time…since their face…is kinda ugly…but maybe I’m just saying that cuz she’s posing in a way that works her flaws, hides her flaws and lets me focus on her assets…duck face that ho…and everything works out….at least for Ashley Tisdale…cuz this pic is erotic. Here are some pics of her modeling for some magazine called Jezebel this past month…just because I support her comeback tour…
JoJo Levesque ignores me when I send her messages on twitter…and that hurts my feelings because she’s so desperately seeking attention on her comeback tour after spending the last 5 years getting fat and banging black dudes…but the good news is that this comeback tour involves more staged bikini pics…as most cries for attention do…and whether I find her hot or not….doesn’t matter cuz she’s in a bikini…..and that cancels out all her flaws while broadcasting a lot of her other flaws…
Katy Perry is photoshopped in Latex….and when her skin looks clear and lovely for a change…she’s still annoying as fuck….but at least she has tits…tits that took her places she didn’t deserve to go…by taking focus away from her flaws like her dumpy ass…the fact she can’t sing or dance…and getting her on the radio making music we all hate but know the words to cuz her shit is programmed to brain wash us by the record label…I saw Josie and the Pussycats…I know how the industry works….she’s a busty pawn I can’t stand…but unfortunately…like every other dude…I’m won over by the tits…tits is all it really takes to get by and here she is in some latex.
I have to say that I really love these pictures and absolutely hate them at the same time. Obviously I love them because they’re of Megan Fox and she’s wearing some tiny little denim short shorts, but she’s all over that 9021-douche which is just a slap in the face. She’s even kissing the guy. What the hell?!!! She’s hanging off of him so much that I couldn’t even crop him out. That being said, she’s still so damn hot I can hardly take it. So she has problems choosing a mate… We all have our flaws.
Fuck Rachel Bilson is boring. I thought she’d turn her career around, and make up for year sof lost publicity stunt opportunity of slutting out for the paparazzi in bikinis like the other sluts when she escaped from Star Wars, but instead she’s just as fucking boring…making me notice all her flaws…like these triangular birthing hips that I don’t remember from when she was 18 and on the OC….End of an era. Who cares.
