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Lia Marie Johnson Gets Naked of the Day

Her name is Lia Marie Johnson…She’s 18, from Hawaii and is one of the 12 biggest young stars on YouTube according to Ad Week… Here she is at CIRQUE School She posted a nude to the internet… Which from my experience means that she’s actually a fetish actress in fetish videos for dudes who jerk off to young girl youtube accounts…because they are creeps and it is more interesting than porn to them..because you get to see their real life, their personal life…like a fucking peeping tom weirdo… She’s got 1.6 Million followers, and I guess she’s tired of being called a slut, or slut shamed for her pictures that are clearly designed to get her pervert audience jerking off…use that sex appeal to get what you want…apparently it works… But she hates being slut shamed…when she’s just an artist…posting nudes…..fighting the oppressing…the struggle…whatever the fuck this is….it’s young girls making too much money for their opinion they think people care about…even though it doesn’t matter…her following makes her think otherwise… THAT said her nude is ok though, step in the right direction, definitely… The post Lia Marie Johnson Gets Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jude Law’s Bottom Heavy Girl Catherine Harding of the Day

Catherine Harding is some IRISH singer who has been drinking too many Guinness and looking like too many sloppy bitches I see at IRISH bars, the one place that attracts some of the sloppiest, loudest, trashiest, middle of the road garbage… She was also a vagina Jude Law put his penis in, because when you’re 50 year old creeper and a 25 year old comes along, you kind of overlook her flaws, like her thighs, if anything you appreciate them – because they aren’t old…YOUTH is a powerful thing….not as powerful as these legs…but POWERFUL none the less… The post Jude Law’s Bottom Heavy Girl Catherine Harding of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jude Law’s Bottom Heavy Girl Catherine Harding of the Day

Catherine Harding is some IRISH singer who has been drinking too many Guinness and looking like too many sloppy bitches I see at IRISH bars, the one place that attracts some of the sloppiest, loudest, trashiest, middle of the road garbage… She was also a vagina Jude Law put his penis in, because when you’re 50 year old creeper and a 25 year old comes along, you kind of overlook her flaws, like her thighs, if anything you appreciate them – because they aren’t old…YOUTH is a powerful thing….not as powerful as these legs…but POWERFUL none the less… The post Jude Law’s Bottom Heavy Girl Catherine Harding of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio Gets Racy of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio posted a topless selfie because at the tail end of her career as a half naked hooker who got overpaid based on her looks – in a world where there are so many hot chicks and the fact that this one out of the pile of hot chicks made it – makes zero to no sense….and not just because she’s Catholic, but because there’s nothing to her…showing your tits in a calculated “trying to keep up with the young youngs”…is encouraged…because it’s not fully shameless yet.. I prefer her bikini dance video….and since this is about what I prefer…my useless opinion that has no real substance, value or authority…that’s all I have to say about it.. The post Alessandra Ambrosio Gets Racy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cristiano Ronaldo’s Beard Georgina Rodriguez of the Day

You know that when Ronaldo, the gayest man in sports, but also one of the richest and most famous, looks at his girlfriend’s ass…he’s thinking…FUCK I wish there were testicles hanging out of that thong…but dammit…Portugal is Homophobic and we can only fuck men when we win a game and blame it on our excitement as we are a passionate people… You know when this Georgina Rodriguez was first cast to play the new Irina Shayk, she felt like a fucking lottery winner….and had to use her professional sex worker talents to be engaging, accommodating, but offer enough distress to keep the guy roped in..because whether he’s actually homo or just an icon to homos who don’t know they are homos – despite being into soccer – which is pure homo – he will want wife and marriage – it’s the catholic latin way… And this bitch knows…make that fucking happen..because that #poollife will be far more rewarding when you’re fat and dumpy and over but still getting paid thanks to the decisions you made with your thong ass in your youth… GOOD WORK Georgina…. The post Cristiano Ronaldo’s Beard Georgina Rodriguez of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cristiano Ronaldo’s Beard Georgina Rodriguez of the Day

You know that when Ronaldo, the gayest man in sports, but also one of the richest and most famous, looks at his girlfriend’s ass…he’s thinking…FUCK I wish there were testicles hanging out of that thong…but dammit…Portugal is Homophobic and we can only fuck men when we win a game and blame it on our excitement as we are a passionate people… You know when this Georgina Rodriguez was first cast to play the new Irina Shayk, she felt like a fucking lottery winner….and had to use her professional sex worker talents to be engaging, accommodating, but offer enough distress to keep the guy roped in..because whether he’s actually homo or just an icon to homos who don’t know they are homos – despite being into soccer – which is pure homo – he will want wife and marriage – it’s the catholic latin way… And this bitch knows…make that fucking happen..because that #poollife will be far more rewarding when you’re fat and dumpy and over but still getting paid thanks to the decisions you made with your thong ass in your youth… GOOD WORK Georgina…. The post Cristiano Ronaldo’s Beard Georgina Rodriguez of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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