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Kelly Brook Pumps It Good

I’ve got some pretty great news for you perverts today: according to my sources, Kelly Brook and that meathead fiancé of hers broke up. Which means there’s hope for us yet. 0.00001%, but hey, it’s still better than nothing. Anyway, that probably explains why Kelly was busting out the other day and here she is continuing the celebration with some killer gas station modeling. But I think I know what’ll really help Kelly get over the breakup: a rebound with someone who’s the complete opposite of her ex. So pasty, unfamous, and out-of-shape — I’m perfect! » view all 26 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Maria Menounos Ripped Stomach in a Bikini for Twitter of the Day

Maria Menounos is fit…..and unfortunately with her lower body fat, and her increased muscle mass, and the fact that she probably works out hard and probably eats very little, coupled with her aging….she’s kinda got a hard, manly, tranny face thing going on…something that her Greek intrinsic love for anal doesn’t really help convince me there are not balls attached to her and hidden in those bikini bottoms, balls I am sure we’d all suck…cuz it isn’t gay if you don’t look her in the eyes…or tell her that you love her….and really I’d take fit over fat…always.

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Maria Menounos Ripped Stomach in a Bikini for Twitter of the Day