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I am pretty sure this is the best thing that happened on the internet this year…I am not too sure it’s all that good for you and your sex life though…because being oddly turned on by this may fuck up masturbating to real porn, or even banging a regular hooker, unless she’s Nicolas Caged…not that you have sex…or have ever had sex…and your masturbation has ventured into far weirder, darker places…

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Nicolas Cage Miley Cyrus Will Turn You On of the Day

I am pretty sure this is the best thing that happened on the internet this year…I am not too sure it’s all that good for you and your sex life though…because being oddly turned on by this may fuck up masturbating to real porn, or even banging a regular hooker, unless she’s Nicolas Caged…not that you have sex…or have ever had sex…and your masturbation has ventured into far weirder, darker places…

Original post:
Nicolas Cage Miley Cyrus Will Turn You On of the Day