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Juliana Silveira Deleted Instagram Nudity of the Day

Juliana Silveira is a Brazilian actress from the Telenovelas….I am posting her because she’s got her ass out and I figure the Brazilian audience is massive, and if this goes Viral in Brazil, maybe I’ll become like Hasselhoff in Germany, you know a legend…. It’s always better to be famous is obscure countries, at least obscure in terms of where you live, because being unknown where you live is awesome…but sometimes it’s nice to get that VIP treatment, with drivers, 6 star hotels, and money….but only if you can escape that shit. I wonder if posting a butt shot she already posted for her fans is the answer, the get rich quick scheme, or maybe the fans have already seen it and won’t care to see it again….but the hope is that people have got rich off far less effort! So maybe this is it. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Juliana Silveira Deleted Instagram Nudity of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Pixie Geldof Pussy Print of the Day

Do you remember when Peaches Geldolf died of a heroin overdose because being a new mom rich kid spoiled scenster brat wasn’t a good enough life for her – so she threw in some opiates as people do? I do… Here is her still alive sister showing some pussy definition so you know that life goes on all these years later. I know you don’t have any idea who Peaches Geldof is, and that’s ok, their dad did the song “we are the world” in the 80s when you were 40. It was a big hit for charity and made him rich enough to have a Heroin Addict daughter I gusss. Memorials like this are always hot. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Pixie Geldof Pussy Print of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Maja Krag is Topless of the DAy

I love with a girl and her name is Maja Krag. A model who is from Denmark, a socialist with hot tits who doesn’t look like most Danish girls – but who looks as tasty as most Danish, something you are contractually oblicated to say every time you post a Dane…a Great Dane…. According her MODEL AGENCY TEAR SHEET you can learn all about her measurements, in the event you want to make a life sized replica of her to fuck, since the real deal won’t fuck you….you’re not rich enough, connected enough, unless you’re googling her because you met her at a party and ended up here – which I doubt – since no one ends up here – it’s the asshole of the internet that no one bothers wiping… The post Maja Krag is Topless of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thore Topless Famewhore of the Day

Bella Thorne is still on the hustle, because this fame whore has become more and more famous with her whoring on social media – since Social Media is life. We’re all a bunch of vapid robots, into building up an audience of people we don’t know and may never meet, but who we want to have follow us – and distract us from things that are of actual substance… Adventures and activities are designed to stage pictures and posts, people are there to like your shit, but life has zero actual substance, no one actually cares about real fucking life, and living a real good life, because being dialed in and plugged in is some security blanket…it’s just craziness… But in Bella Thorne’s case, it’s taken a low level actor – and made her a household name to perverts and posting topless selfies, so subtle you have to look in the mirror reflection, is a small price to pay to have fun with all her and her family ever wanted… She’s ridiculous….but winning at it..so let this be a lesson to all fame whores, do what this one is doing… The post Bella Thore Topless Famewhore of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Pam Anderson’s Strategic Naked for Paper of the Day

I have seen a dick sliding in and out of Pam Anderson in the 90s when she actually mattered.. Seeing her strategically naked in her 50s…not that exciting for me or really anyone, even Pam Anderson fans, assuming she’s still got fans… I feel like these kinds of personalities had their time being the babe, I mean she was in everything that needed a Playboy slut from Baywatch….but they eventually fade as they desperately try to stay young and hot and relevant… In this instagram era, I can’t imagine the youth thinking she’s amazing as she wants them to…. But that doesn’t stop her shameless getting strategically nude…but I guess she’s celebrating her beating Hep C, because being a needle sharing slut shouldn’t be a death sentence..showing off her body, because without labia…since she’s classy. The post Pam Anderson’s Strategic Naked for Paper of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lady Gaga is the Easter Bunny of the Day

Easter’s come early this year…and it looks like it smells like shit…. Lady Gaga is a modern day circus freak, who has played up being a circus freak, because being a circus freak, even for circus freaks, was a good thing for freaks, as it validated their existence, when before being a circus freak, they were just freaks shunned in the corner… So now the ugly girl who took music classes because no one wanted to be friends with her, has all the friends in the world…but deep down she knows..they just use her for her celebrity…and that her celebrity only exists in part due to her…but isn’t representative of the real her… She’s a fake, and too bad…she continues to exist… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lady Gaga is the Easter Bunny of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Georgia May Jagger Crotch Shot for Vogue Russia of the Day

Georgia May Jagger is not the bootleg Mick Jagger daughter that he had with a model…she’s the good one who has got great features from both parents…allowing her to use her name to get herself where she needs to go…at least in terms of modeling…because being a model may not do anything great for the good of people…but when you’re a rich kid, with 10% of a multi billion dollar inheritance…it keeps you busy, brings you to interesting places, makes you feel like you are working, all while massaging your ego like your dad never did because he was off being Mick Jagger…which in a lot of ways is better than being a coke whore party slut…or a philanthropist…or really anything important…because modelling, at least in this era…is what every single girl aspires to be…even the uglies… I’m just into this shoot because of the crotch shot..oh and because I am in love with Georgia May Jagger….have my babies…

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Alessandra Ambrosio Still Bikinis of the Day

It turns out that when I see Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini, alone on the beach, showcasing her multi million dollar ass, that is designed or at least hired to do this by professional companies who know far more than us about what a bikini is supposed to look like on a girl…she’s amazing.. It’s when the kids and husband get thrown in where I get confused, not because I hate seeing babes happy with other men, it’s that I start thinking about how mangled her vagina is and that fucks everything up… But when I don’t mention the kids, I don’t think about the mangled vag, and I take in the bikini like it is art… Unfortunately, I mentioned the mangled vag, and now even in pics where there’s no evidence of mangled vag…all I’m thinking is mangled vag. I really fucked this one up… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Willa Holland Bikini Ass for Instagram of the Day

Willa Holland was in the O.C. It was a show we’d watch because we’d go drinking at some college bar on Thursday nights, which is what I remember being the night the show was on, and we’d fuck girls based on the O.C. knowledge alone…like “did you watch tonight’s O.C., OMG, I can’t even”….and for some reason they didn’t find it weird we were 40 year olds watching the O.C….but instead were sucking our dicks in their dorms…well that happened once…but still a good enough success rate for me… Either way, I had a friend who was in on that bullshit with me, and he obsessed with Willa Holland, and I am guessing that was around 10 years ago, and she’s 23 now…so she was obviously young as fuck then…that friend is clearly now a father of 2 soon to be 13 year olds, it’ll be interesting to see how their birthday pool parties pan out… I forgot she existed, the world clearly hasn’t…and here’s some of her in a bikini for instagram…a good way to be reminded.

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Annika Stenvall by Jens Stoltze for S Magazine of the Day

Her name is Annika Stenvall . She is being shot by JENS STOLTZE , the editor of S MAGAZINE ….and with all great fashion publications, there is some amazing nudity, featuring both nipple and model bush, because model bush is one of the greatest things to happen in the Fashion nudity world, because I’ve been a massive advocate of Bush for as long as I can remember, I think it adds an element of surprise, like a Christmas gift nicely wrapped…I think it hides an element of what may not be the hottest of labia or clit…sticking it’s tongue out at me…I think it allows for an element of customization and personal style…and most importantly, it’s great to cum all over… Now…there are still girls who aren’t growing out their bushes. There are still people who think bush is gross. There are still people who are brainwashed by porn and the Kardashians, even though porn has brought bush back…because bush just looks better… Hair is not a crime…and either is Annika…amazing in this magazine…so hot that she should be illegal… SOURCE S MAGAZINE

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