Hilarious iPhone Memoji Vids You didn’t think we were done, did you?! Of course not! Peep another hilariously PETTY batch of iPhone Memoji vids on the flip.
(Photos by Jackson Lee/Alessandro Liguori / EyeEm/Steven Ferdman/WireImage) 13 “Celebrity Moments” To Consider Being For Halloween 2018 It’s already October 1st, and that means it’s time to get SPOOKY ! It’s also time to start thinking about how you will impress at this year’s Halloween party. If you’ve been paying attention to BOSSIP headlines this year, you’d know you have plenty of gossip-worthy costume ideas. We’ve compiled a list of the most talked about celebrity headlines you could turn into prize-winning Halloween costume ideas and narrowed it down to the best 13 (jinx!). Hit the flip to begin.
Nadja Bender is a model with a solid name….but more importantly…solid fucking tits…I’d want to fuck solidly..if my penis still worked and/or existed… She is Danish, and whenever I think of Danish girls, I don’t think of their strong jaws, or in Nina Agdal’s case – massive retard forehead- but rather the pastry, a logical dad joke used at the Oscars that I’m sure has been used for decades…not because I want to eat that Dannish, but because sugar is addictive at least according to my wife’s diabetes and instead of thinking of Nadja Bender tits, I start thinking about my wife…and get into that vortex of everything disgusting I’ve seen come out of her ass…and even this Nadja Bender tits can’t erase or distract me from that… But I guess like all models who don’t matter, she is insignificant, inter-changeable, replaceable, eager, trying hard “thirsty”…along with the countless other models…but that willing to get naked while naked outweighs those facts… She’s amazing… The post Nadja Bender in Glass Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It turns out that when I see Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini, alone on the beach, showcasing her multi million dollar ass, that is designed or at least hired to do this by professional companies who know far more than us about what a bikini is supposed to look like on a girl…she’s amazing.. It’s when the kids and husband get thrown in where I get confused, not because I hate seeing babes happy with other men, it’s that I start thinking about how mangled her vagina is and that fucks everything up… But when I don’t mention the kids, I don’t think about the mangled vag, and I take in the bikini like it is art… Unfortunately, I mentioned the mangled vag, and now even in pics where there’s no evidence of mangled vag…all I’m thinking is mangled vag. I really fucked this one up… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
It turns out that when I see Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini, alone on the beach, showcasing her multi million dollar ass, that is designed or at least hired to do this by professional companies who know far more than us about what a bikini is supposed to look like on a girl…she’s amazing.. It’s when the kids and husband get thrown in where I get confused, not because I hate seeing babes happy with other men, it’s that I start thinking about how mangled her vagina is and that fucks everything up… But when I don’t mention the kids, I don’t think about the mangled vag, and I take in the bikini like it is art… Unfortunately, I mentioned the mangled vag, and now even in pics where there’s no evidence of mangled vag…all I’m thinking is mangled vag. I really fucked this one up… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Giving these young ones a run for their money! Angela Bassett In Lingerie For New Shoot Anglea Bassett has still got it at age 55. Via PageSix : At 55, Angela Bassett looks better than ever. The Whitney Houston biopic director posed for VioletGrey.com in a series of smoldering black and white photos wearing a black bustier that showcased her toned body. Bassett, who’s married to actor Courtney B. Vance, says she thinks deeply about what she’s going to wear. “Well, it only takes me about 10 minutes!” said the mother of twins. “I start thinking about it in the car on the way home. Do I want to be flirty? Sensual? Powerful? Then I try to dress for that feeling. My husband always says, ‘Lord, you’ve made something out of nothing, how did you do that?’” And although she’s kept her famous frame toned, she only has two weaknesses: “love … and sugar.” Alright then! We ain’t mad at all. Angela is looking righter and tighter than half the Instagram models and “vixens” we see out here! Peep the rest of the pics here: Robin Black for VioletGrey.com
HUF WORLDWIDE is our third day of Christmas gift idea in our amazing VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS GIFT GUIDE CALENDAR …and the reason we chose HUF is pretty simple…they’ve been making the single coolest socks around for a long ass time and now they do shoes and shirts and pretty much everything you need for everyone on your Christmas gift list…and even the people who aren’t on your gift list…especially any babe under 30 who you know because there really isn’t anything hotter than girls in nothing but socks…but I guess these also work for dudes….but we’re not about to start thinking about that…not here, not now, not when we have step girls modelling the goods….here are the pics. TO GET YOUR HUF STARTED CLICK HERE TO SEE THE PHOTOSHOOT CLICK HERE
I am really starting to appreciate the direction TV is taking…there was a time when I was growing up that I could only get off to music videos, Baywatch, figure skating, or late night infomercials…but now TV is like pornography, even the sitcoms make blow job jokes, because the internet has distorted the world to make them start thinking a little more like me, making me think that there is still hope in this horrible world…hope that people will lighten up…and that one day…a mainstream advertiser will advertise on my site…so that I can afford the private jet I always wanted…. This is Nicholle Tom and Simone Carter…in some show called Masters of Sex…that seems pretty amazing….
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