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Emma Stone Photoshoot of the Day

I am going to leave this hipster fashion shoot of Emma Stone up here for a while…because Emma Stone is a big deal in the nerd world…something I don’t fucking understand because she’s ugly. I don’t know how a bitch has scammed the system so hard to be a goto, highly paid, multi million dollar actress…while consistently having that creepy fucking face that I think is offset by her creepy fucking mouth…and that creepy fucking lisp…that luckily for her creepy dudes everywhere fucking love and worship. She’s a leader, an icon, a pinup, porn to them…and even when I see her in these kinds of shoots..I cannot get behind her as a celebrity…she’s more a fucking mid level manager at some run of the mill company to me…not even someone high powered working in some cool business…she looks like she does payroll at a fucking bathroom supply company….you know just as far removed from hollywood as possible…even if hollywood is really just on giant toilet… You get what I’m saying and it’s “how is this bitch famous”…seriously. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Emma Stone Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Alessandra Ambrosio Still Bikinis of the Day

It turns out that when I see Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini, alone on the beach, showcasing her multi million dollar ass, that is designed or at least hired to do this by professional companies who know far more than us about what a bikini is supposed to look like on a girl…she’s amazing.. It’s when the kids and husband get thrown in where I get confused, not because I hate seeing babes happy with other men, it’s that I start thinking about how mangled her vagina is and that fucks everything up… But when I don’t mention the kids, I don’t think about the mangled vag, and I take in the bikini like it is art… Unfortunately, I mentioned the mangled vag, and now even in pics where there’s no evidence of mangled vag…all I’m thinking is mangled vag. I really fucked this one up… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Rachel Bilson Bikinis in Barbados of the Day

Rachel Bilson is wasted opportunity. I get that people haven’t let go and probably think she’s fucking hot, and compared to her partner in the OC, Mischa Barton, she is, but when I look at her all engaged on the beach in her bikini, I see a decently fit body with a good amount of booty, that I would like to watch have sex…. I also see a teen star who at her peak turned her back on the public and moved to Canada to be with some half assed actor from Star Wars who brainwashed her, trapped her, locked her a cage and took her away from all the random sex, pussy flashes and nipple slips while drunk that her counterparts in the 2000s were taking part in and those glory days will never come back, cuz when you’re in your 30s, it’s not quite as fun, cute or easy to blow off and based on the Real Housewives, it’s actually pathetic and depressing cry for attention shit…..instead of just free spirited, I’m a girl with lots of money people want to fuck shit. Well some things don’t change, as Hayden, her captor holds onto her tightly so she doesn’t get out of range, so that she can’t escape again, because that’s what love and entrapment is…. She’s not as hot as she was, but she’s still half naked on the beach, good times. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Victoria’s Secret Ad By Michael Bay of the Day

Here’s an ad for Victoria’s Secret, that I am posting for free, because I am an idiot and would rather give people, especially billion dollar corporations free publicity, it’s all part of my strategy to stay broke and hurting forever. I mean who wants mansions, fast cars and babes hanging off them, it’s all about fat chicks and getting your power cut off, you know fuck fine dining, feed me ramen noodles that shit is 3 for 99 cents. But I guess, in their own way, Victoria’s Secret is paying me in girls in bikinis next to expensive cars, you know cuz I love their half naked bitches, even when shot by Michael Bay in a multi million dollar ad, because last time I checked I can use videos of babes in bikinis to pay my fucking rent. The video features the regular gang of rejects – Candice, Karlie Kloss, Lima, Chanel Iman and Behati… Speaking of Behati, here are two pics of her in lingerie for the brand….

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New Cholo On The Block: Mr. Capone-E (Southsider Rapper From Cali) New Video With Snoop Dogg [Video]

Bossip: How did you first get into hip hop? Capone-E: Used to rap at backyard bbqs … Rapped in the hood … It was a hobby and meeting the right people turned it into a profession. Bossip:What artists inspired you growing up? Capone-E: Easy e … Snoop dogg … Nate dogg … Dr.dre. Bossip: The Latin lifestyle has crossed over into urban culture? Tattoos have become a multi million dollar business, but describe what tattoo’s mean in your culture and lifestyle?. Capone-E: The tattoos we used to get were for our hoods … My people got tats bc they were defending a area .. It was about pride and respect .. Not a fashion trend .. It was about putting your badge on you and representing and showing your ranks and allegiance to something.

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