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Alessandra Ambrosio Still Bikinis of the Day

It turns out that when I see Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini, alone on the beach, showcasing her multi million dollar ass, that is designed or at least hired to do this by professional companies who know far more than us about what a bikini is supposed to look like on a girl…she’s amazing.. It’s when the kids and husband get thrown in where I get confused, not because I hate seeing babes happy with other men, it’s that I start thinking about how mangled her vagina is and that fucks everything up… But when I don’t mention the kids, I don’t think about the mangled vag, and I take in the bikini like it is art… Unfortunately, I mentioned the mangled vag, and now even in pics where there’s no evidence of mangled vag…all I’m thinking is mangled vag. I really fucked this one up… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Willa Holland Bikini Ass for Instagram of the Day

Willa Holland was in the O.C. It was a show we’d watch because we’d go drinking at some college bar on Thursday nights, which is what I remember being the night the show was on, and we’d fuck girls based on the O.C. knowledge alone…like “did you watch tonight’s O.C., OMG, I can’t even”….and for some reason they didn’t find it weird we were 40 year olds watching the O.C….but instead were sucking our dicks in their dorms…well that happened once…but still a good enough success rate for me… Either way, I had a friend who was in on that bullshit with me, and he obsessed with Willa Holland, and I am guessing that was around 10 years ago, and she’s 23 now…so she was obviously young as fuck then…that friend is clearly now a father of 2 soon to be 13 year olds, it’ll be interesting to see how their birthday pool parties pan out… I forgot she existed, the world clearly hasn’t…and here’s some of her in a bikini for instagram…a good way to be reminded.

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Dumb and Dumber To Posters Revealed! See Them Now!

They aren’t exactly the height of fashion, but don’t tell that to Harry and Lloyd, main characters of Dumb and Dumber To . The sequel is coming and if these Dumb and Dumber To posters give anything away so are their “classic” (read: outdated, horrifying, and hilarious) orange and blue tuxedos. Yep. Those are a thing that happened once upon a time. Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels will reprise their roles from the 1994 Farrelly brothers film in  Dumb and Dumber To , set to take place 20 years after the original left off. One of them is in need of a kidney and the duo set off to find one of their long-lost children to ask for a donation. Hey, once upon a time they gave, so now the kid needs to pay up, right? (KIDDING! IT’S A MOVIE!) Since it’s Flashback Friday, why not watch Dumb and Dumber online to prep yourself for Dumb and Dumber To?

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