Willa Holland was in the O.C. It was a show we’d watch because we’d go drinking at some college bar on Thursday nights, which is what I remember being the night the show was on, and we’d fuck girls based on the O.C. knowledge alone…like “did you watch tonight’s O.C., OMG, I can’t even”….and for some reason they didn’t find it weird we were 40 year olds watching the O.C….but instead were sucking our dicks in their dorms…well that happened once…but still a good enough success rate for me… Either way, I had a friend who was in on that bullshit with me, and he obsessed with Willa Holland, and I am guessing that was around 10 years ago, and she’s 23 now…so she was obviously young as fuck then…that friend is clearly now a father of 2 soon to be 13 year olds, it’ll be interesting to see how their birthday pool parties pan out… I forgot she existed, the world clearly hasn’t…and here’s some of her in a bikini for instagram…a good way to be reminded.
‘Night of My Life’ video ‘typical bottlepopping playpressing garbage im sure everyones sick of,’ deadmau5 tweets. By Jocelyn Vena Pauly D Photo: WireImage After putting to bed his feud with Madonna , it seems EDM star deadmau5 is embroiled in a new Twitter beef, this time with MTV’s own DJ Pauly D . It all began when Pauly posted a link to his new music video for the track “Night of My Life.” He asked his fans, followers and Twitter in general, “So how do you like the video?” Mau5 apparently checked it out and didn’t like what he saw. “Well since you asked,” deadmau5 tweeted , “I didn’t really enjoy it. it looked like it cost about $150 to make, and nothing really creative about it.” @ DJPaulyD well since you asked, i didn’t really enjoy it. it looked like it cost about $150 to make, and nothing really creative about it. — deadmau5 (@deadmau5) May 17, 2012 For those wondering what made Mau5 so mad, the video’s concept is pretty simple and by all standards, pretty innocuous. It plays out almost like a mini-episode of Pauly’s MTV show, “The Pauly D Project,” following him from gig to gig, confetti and champagne flying everywhere. It also features some behind-the-scenes moments, including the “Jersey Shore” star hanging with his pals and meeting fans. Pauly didn’t let the jab go, but did offer up a little quip to answer his fellow DJ’s dig. He tweeted, “T-Shirt $40 Jeans $120 Hair Gel $12 Being Hated On By deadmau5#Priceless.” Like any good feud, it didn’t end there. Dead’s response? “hating? the f—? you clearly don’t know me enough if you thought that was ‘hating’. was just some friendly-ish advice.” Things continued to escalate on Dead’s side, with him tweeting responses including, “i’ll just leave it at: ‘Don’t blame your failure on haters. If everyone thinks you suck, they’re not haters, they’re right.’ – Daniel Tosh,” and in response to a fan, he added, “nah, i just thought it was a piece of sh–, in short. typical bottlepopping playpressing garbage im sure everyones sick of.” “Well, now that Jersey (and quite possibly the rest of the eastern seaboard) ‘came at me bro’ i guess its time for bed soon,” Deadmau5 added before asking where Snooki is and then resigning, “im kidding. that was a joke. sorry.” With Deadmau5 seemingly over the whole thing, Pauly pondered, “Wonder If I Could Get @Deadmau5 To DJ My Birthday ?? Now That Would Be The #NightOfMyLife.” As the whole beef came to an end, Pauly had a few final words before ending the battle on his end. “Maybe He Just Needs Some Cheese To Go With His Whine … #WheresMyMau5Trap,” he said, then tweeted, “Well @DeadMau5 Today Was A Pleasure , Hope U Had Fun Too , But I Got Show To Watch Tonight #PaulyDProject U Should Tune In@MTV.” Sound off on the Twitter feud in the comments below! Related Artists DJ Pauly D deadmau5
‘Night of My Life’ video ‘typical bottlepopping playpressing garbage im sure everyones sick of,’ deadmau5 tweets. By Jocelyn Vena Pauly D Photo: WireImage After putting to bed his feud with Madonna , it seems EDM star deadmau5 is embroiled in a new Twitter beef, this time with MTV’s own DJ Pauly D . It all began when Pauly posted a link to his new music video for the track “Night of My Life.” He asked his fans, followers and Twitter in general, “So how do you like the video?” Mau5 apparently checked it out and didn’t like what he saw. “Well since you asked,” deadmau5 tweeted , “I didn’t really enjoy it. it looked like it cost about $150 to make, and nothing really creative about it.” @ DJPaulyD well since you asked, i didn’t really enjoy it. it looked like it cost about $150 to make, and nothing really creative about it. — deadmau5 (@deadmau5) May 17, 2012 For those wondering what made Mau5 so mad, the video’s concept is pretty simple and by all standards, pretty innocuous. It plays out almost like a mini-episode of Pauly’s MTV show, “The Pauly D Project,” following him from gig to gig, confetti and champagne flying everywhere. It also features some behind-the-scenes moments, including the “Jersey Shore” star hanging with his pals and meeting fans. Pauly didn’t let the jab go, but did offer up a little quip to answer his fellow DJ’s dig. He tweeted, “T-Shirt $40 Jeans $120 Hair Gel $12 Being Hated On By deadmau5#Priceless.” Like any good feud, it didn’t end there. Dead’s response? “hating? the f—? you clearly don’t know me enough if you thought that was ‘hating’. was just some friendly-ish advice.” Things continued to escalate on Dead’s side, with him tweeting responses including, “i’ll just leave it at: ‘Don’t blame your failure on haters. If everyone thinks you suck, they’re not haters, they’re right.’ – Daniel Tosh,” and in response to a fan, he added, “nah, i just thought it was a piece of sh–, in short. typical bottlepopping playpressing garbage im sure everyones sick of.” “Well, now that Jersey (and quite possibly the rest of the eastern seaboard) ‘came at me bro’ i guess its time for bed soon,” Deadmau5 added before asking where Snooki is and then resigning, “im kidding. that was a joke. sorry.” With Deadmau5 seemingly over the whole thing, Pauly pondered, “Wonder If I Could Get @Deadmau5 To DJ My Birthday ?? Now That Would Be The #NightOfMyLife.” As the whole beef came to an end, Pauly had a few final words before ending the battle on his end. “Maybe He Just Needs Some Cheese To Go With His Whine … #WheresMyMau5Trap,” he said, then tweeted, “Well @DeadMau5 Today Was A Pleasure , Hope U Had Fun Too , But I Got Show To Watch Tonight #PaulyDProject U Should Tune In@MTV.” Sound off on the Twitter feud in the comments below! Related Artists DJ Pauly D deadmau5
The Real Housewives of Atlanta focused on the mommas and babies this week as the mommas primped and Kim and Kroy’s baby finally made an appearance. NOTE : You can win a FREE Kooba purse ($500 value), courtesy of THG and Bravo by answering these questions about last night’s episode ! Follow the link to enter! Now, we run down the lack of baby drama in THG’s +/- recap! Is Kim really wearing a wig while in labor? Minus 8 because I can’t think of anything sillier although thankfully I didn’t have a camera crew on me when I was in her position. Kim thinks Kroy is too calm but her girls realize how nervous the man actually is. How come Kim’s kids seem smarter than she is? Does Kroy have any clue what he’s in for? But overall, the entire labor goes by with a lack of the Atlanta drama we’re used to. Plus 20 to Kim for delivering a healthy bouncing 8 lb. baby boy, Kroy Jagger Biermann . Congrats to the entire family.
Sunday on Kourtney & Kim Take New York, newlyweds Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries continued to butt heads, while butt head Scott Disick’s risque computer search history ruffled some feathers with baby mama Kourtney. Scripted, contrived nonsense alert! What did Kris say to Kim that really hit klose to home? Why did Kourt decide she needs to spice things up? THG breaks down Sunday evening’s drama, +/- style: Kim kicks off the third episode of the season pretending to contemplate family. “Maybe it’s time to get off the pill and see what happens naturally,” she says, seemingly without irony, seeing as there is nothing original about this girl. Minus 9 . Kourtney thinks it’d be Mason to have a playmate. Of course, she knows Kim will never really oblige so she went and got pregnant again herself. Proactive. Plus 17 . Kris: “We can have our own cuter version of Mason.” Unlikely. He’s a doll! Plus 6 . Momager Kris Jenner of all people makes the valid point that they shouldn’t even think about this because don’t even know where they’re going to live. Plus 8 . Speaking of which: Kris really wants to settle in Minnesota, to which Kim replies, “How am I going to have my career and live in Minnesota?” Minus 25 for Kim being so shallow … and Kris actually thinking this might happen in his lifetime. Humphries’ rationale on that front: “By the time you have kids and they’re in school, no one will probably care about you, let’s be honest.” LOLOLOL. Plus 270 . Kris also made this point in the season premiere . Does he not realize that with Kim, this is like telling a girl she’s fat or old? Either way, Plus 20 for going there. Undeterred, Kris wants to have kids like right this minute. The bathtub did feature Kim Kardashian nude at this time, which likely had something to do with this reproductive urges … and his decision to marry her in the first place. Still, bad call. Minus 2 . Kim doesn’t want kids right away, after all. Shocker! Minus 60 . She doesn’t want to tell Kris, either, because it will hurt his ego. Telling E! cameras, then filing for divorce after two months? That’s all good, though! Minus 300 . On the other side of the apartment the network forces them to live in together even though they’re all rich, Kourt “finds” porn on Scott’s computer. Minus 28 . “It’s a very high-in-demand porn site,” Scott says of the unnamed URL that features two guys tagging one girl at the time. “Everyone watches porn!” Plus only 10 , because while sort of true, not everyone lets E! film it and/or gets caught. Minus 6 for not watching the Kim-Ray J sex tape. That would’ve been choice. “Maybe things have cooled down,” Kourt admits. Eh, it is Scott Disick. Hard to imagine anyone could be hot for that douche for long. Time to break up! Plus 7 . Oops. Forgot about Mason. Too late now! Minus 15 . Scott and Kris totally bond over how the hell they got sucked into this insane family and unending reality show. Disick is obviously better able to cope. Plus 3 . Kourtney decides to let loose and fun, which entails pretending to flirt with a random girl in an attempt to spice things up, which annoys Scott, who clearly had other things in mind when he suggested a threesome, and viewers, who have to watch made-up nonsense for half the episode when all we really want to see is Kim and Kris implode. Minus 80 . EPISODE TOTAL: -196 . SEASON TOTAL: -406.
Lindsay Lohan can’t go one week without stirring up controversy. Granted, it’s not her fault – probably – that some jackass stole her purse in Hawaii over the weekend, but if she weren’t on probation, it wouldn’t have been as big a deal. She was terrified the ordeal would land her in jail, in the event that she couldn’t get back on a plane and make a hearing this week. Girl was freaking out about it: Moments after Lindsay Lohan discovered her bag was missing, she exploded, “I will f**king kill someone if I even have to get questioned [inaudible] jail for a year.” Hilariously, the troubled star actually claimed this happened once before, when she missed a court date after being “stuck” in Cannes. But it’s a moot point now. Her passport and the needed court documents permitting travel were eventually returned by a good Samaritan, along with Lindsay’s $5,000 Chanel purse. Phew! However, she lost $10,000 cash. Who carries around 10 GRAND?! Planning on buying guns and weed with no paper trail? Who does she think she is, Soulja Boy ? Side Note #1: On the recording above (obtained by TMZ; the origin is not known), she says, “My dad will kill me.” Who knew she even remembered MiLo existed! Site Note #2: The Lindsay Lohan Playboy pictures leaked last week.
Attention, fans of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills : we’re giving you extra motivation to watch tonight’s new episode of the Bravo hit. With Pandora’s wedding takes center stage this evening – it’s dress-shopping time! – and with Kim breaking down in tears over her impending move, all you need to do is pay close attention and answer a few easy questions in order to win a FREE KOOBA BAG, valued at $500. This is how the contest works: Log in . (Or register for an account and then log-in). Watch the episode and jot down the answers to the three trivia questions below. Private Message us HERE with the answers. We’ll select one individual at random who answers every question correctly. That’s all it takes. The giveaway is only open to U.S. residents and will be closed 24 hours after the episode ends on the West Coast. We will choose a winner on Wednesday, December 14. Here are the questions: How old is Taylor turning? What talk show did Adrienne and Paul make an appearance on? What did Brandi call her and Camille’s friendly bowling competition?
