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Hailey Baldwin’s InstaUnderboob

Out of all the social media stars who do nothing for a living or live off of daddy’s money and the occasional sponsored posts, Hailey Baldwin is my least favorite. It just seems that all her posts are contrived and nothing she does seems genuine. Nonetheless, I do like the strategically placed halter top showing just enough underboob action. She obviously knew I’d post it. A post shared by Hailey Baldwin (@haileybaldwin) on Jul 16, 2017 at 2:46pm PDT            

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Pam Anderson’s Strategic Naked for Paper of the Day

I have seen a dick sliding in and out of Pam Anderson in the 90s when she actually mattered.. Seeing her strategically naked in her 50s…not that exciting for me or really anyone, even Pam Anderson fans, assuming she’s still got fans… I feel like these kinds of personalities had their time being the babe, I mean she was in everything that needed a Playboy slut from Baywatch….but they eventually fade as they desperately try to stay young and hot and relevant… In this instagram era, I can’t imagine the youth thinking she’s amazing as she wants them to…. But that doesn’t stop her shameless getting strategically nude…but I guess she’s celebrating her beating Hep C, because being a needle sharing slut shouldn’t be a death sentence..showing off her body, because without labia…since she’s classy. The post Pam Anderson’s Strategic Naked for Paper of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Shay Mitchell Had a Pool Party cuz she’s Rich of the Day

Shay Mitchell is some very very fucking popular Hollywood starlet to the tweens who may have never heard about because you are a grown ass man and you don’t really bother with shit that targets 12 year old girls like the show “Pretty Little Liars”…I know I’ve never seen an episode of it, even if I would have sex with the entire cast, meaning they may be insanely popular, rich and famous, in some circles, but they barely exist to me…unless they are in bikinis on instagram, in which case, they totally exist…and I try to masturbate to them…even if the pictures are of her strategically not showing any of her body while posing with food, which I guess is better than her eating, because eating is the one thing I hate admitting girls do, not because eating leads to shitting, but because food is the enemy that made my wife obese…and unfuckable, even though sometimes, I have to fuck her…

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Lady Gaga Topless in V Magazine [PICS]

Usually when a celebrity is hyped as posing “topless” for a magazine spread, we get ready for the strategically covered images that these publications normally pump out. Thankfully, Lady Gaga is never one to shirk on the nude front! Fresh off her full frontal debut in The Abramovic Method (2013), the quirky chanteuse is giving the world another look at the Gaga tatas in V Magazine . Wearing only a yanked down tank top and smeared with some sort of oily substance, this centerfold has the singer showing off just how fantastic her lungs really are. Isn’t fashion swell?

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Man Saves Dog From Sinking Ship, Then Goes Back For Wife

A man recently saved his dog from a sinking ship, which would be cause for viral fame in itself … but then there’s the fact that he went back for his wife afterward. Yes, he saved the dog first … but look at them! Man Saves Dog (Then Wife) From Sinking Ship Graham Anley and his wife, Cheryl, recently found their yacht sinking after it collided with a reef while on a voyage from East London to Madagascar. National Sea Rescue Institute station commander Geoff McGregor said all three survivors – man, wife and Jack Russell terrier – were wearing life jacket: “As the crash happened Graham sent a Mayday radio distress call and activated the EPIRB (a GPS beacon) but they were immediately forced to abandon ship.” “He first swam Rosie (the dog) ashore safely before returning for his wife, whose safety line had snagged on the steering gear,” McGregor added. Key details have yet to emerge, so it’s very possible – even likely – that Cheryl was in a position of relative safety and Rosie might have been in grave danger. The couple and their dog all made it out free of injury, which is the most important thing, and given his background, he may have known he had it under control. Graham, a longtime volunteer with the National Sea Rescue Institute himself, said it was “humbling to have the shoe on the other foot and need to be rescued.” The couple did not want to speak with the media about their rescue beyond that, so it’s left to readers to speculate about Graham’s priorities during the ordeal.

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Expendables 3: Bruce Willis Balks at $3 Million

Imagine what your life would be like if you were paid $3 million for four days work. Pretty nice, right?  Not for Bruce Willis.  As we reported the other day, Harrison Ford has taken over for Bruce Willis in  Expendables 3 . At the time, the only information anyone had came from Sylvester Stallone’s Twitter feed, in which Rocky proclaimed how excited he was about Ford’s involvement followed shortly by: “GREEDY AND LAZY ….. A SURE FORMULA FOR CAREER FAILURE.” Turns out, Stallone was calling out Willis for his reaction to contract negotiations. Willis was offered $3 million for four days work on the action film sequel, but he wanted $4 million.  Yes, a million dollars per day.  That offer was turned down and Willis decided to walk. The Hollywood Reporter caught up with an insider who said: “I think Willis was pretty surprised he was replaced in 72 hours by Harrison Ford . A better actor, a much nicer person, and a more interesting direction for the film.” So there you have it. Twitter is no longer just for the pre-teen hysterics and ridiculous reality TV melodrama. Nope, it is now the sounding board for behind the scenes ongoings involving millions of dollars. 

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Nicki Minaj: Topless on Instagram!

Nicki Minaj has already gone topless on Twitter . And now she’s topless on Instagram. VERY topless! The former American Idol panelist took a few moments away from blasting Random yesterday to release her puppies online, preventing the world from getting a full view of them due to her strategically-placed black hair. Minaj didn’t include a caption with the image because, really, what is there to say? Especially when we’ve actually seen plenty more of the artist in her music video nip slip from March. Nicki Minaj, everyone… not exactly shy!

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AnnaLynne McCord Still Thinks She’s Got It Going On of the Day

Someone needs to knock this bitch off her high horse, and no, I’m not talking about her long-faced mother, I’m talking about her cunt ego.

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