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Claire Danes Jogs of the Day

There are times when I look at girls jogging, usually in the summer, wearing their skimpy shorts, where I think to myself, if I was more of a pervert I would either film this…and if I was more of a sexual predator, I would throw this in my van and make love to it in my cabin in the woods for the next 14 years, until releasing her back to society- confused….you know because the girls are just that hot.. It’s like I can spend hours in the park…watching babes lap me…and be never the happier… This is not one of those moments… I think Claire Danes, should stick to working out at her home gym…until really getting to a place where the world wants to see her big reveal…it may take years…it may be too late for her…but in her defence…she’s never been hot…she has been skinny…those days may be done…at least that’s what her ass is telling me To See Click Here

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Claire Danes Jogs of the Day

Georgia May Jagger Crotch Shot for Vogue Russia of the Day

Georgia May Jagger is not the bootleg Mick Jagger daughter that he had with a model…she’s the good one who has got great features from both parents…allowing her to use her name to get herself where she needs to go…at least in terms of modeling…because being a model may not do anything great for the good of people…but when you’re a rich kid, with 10% of a multi billion dollar inheritance…it keeps you busy, brings you to interesting places, makes you feel like you are working, all while massaging your ego like your dad never did because he was off being Mick Jagger…which in a lot of ways is better than being a coke whore party slut…or a philanthropist…or really anything important…because modelling, at least in this era…is what every single girl aspires to be…even the uglies… I’m just into this shoot because of the crotch shot..oh and because I am in love with Georgia May Jagger….have my babies…

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Derryn Lester is Amazing for TREATS! of the Day

The people at TREATS! Magazine ….just keep on bringing the hot, up and coming models I’ve never heard of, named DERRYN LESTER , from South Africa, who we are happy wasn’t dating the blade runner, because she would be dead by now and we would not be graced with her amazing and beautiful tan lines… I mean for some reason 95% of white South African girls…are ridiculously hot. Were the ugly ones killed off during Apartheid in the most racist of places in the world, did the uglies die off of AIDS because of the high AIDS rate, since the hot ones locked down the dudes who weren’t HIV positive, or were they just killed off since South Africa has 100 murders an hour or something insane…or are they just a mix of ethnic greatness, or do we only… I have so many questions I need answered, and I expect to direct them at Derryn Lester on our first date…you know the one we fall in love at…

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Rosie Hungtington-Whiteley Legs for Elle of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley should be a dream to all you bald motherfuckers…at least all you bald motherfuckers who are millionaires…because she has proven to not care about male pattern baldness if it comes with money, celebrity and muscles… What I like about her, since I am not bald, muscular, rich or a celebrity….is her fucking body…she is hot as fuck and she’s not scared to get naked and broadcast that shit for her personal gain, something all girls should do, even the uglies, cuz I’ll still watch…I’m a pervert like that and so are you… She did a photoshoot for a recent Elle Magazine issue, and she has legs for fucking days….I want to climb up them and burrow myself in her warm, humid vagina….you know perfect to make a nest in.

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