Look – it’s a Bella Thorne photoshoot of Bella Thorne in slutty outfits posing slutty like some kind of sex worker, which makes sense considering most sex workers were molested as children, and Bella Thorne, not officially a sex worker, at least not in the traditional sense of the term…she doesn’t do porn, she doesn’t do hookering, but a sex worker by my standards because Instagram titty hustling is porn to me, as is being a Disney star of a Disney show, it’s fucking perverted as fuck and the reason wy this girl sexualizes the fuck out of herself…when she’s not showing off her gross acne, or hanging with her muppet boyfriend mooching off her celebrity to get himself ahead, the K-Fed no one notices because Bella Thorne doesn’t matter, despite thinking she does…. Here’s her young fit body. The post Bella Thorne Slutty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I accidentally watched this last night – because my neighbor has a digital antennae and wanted to show me that you don’t need those pesky cable bills to get network TV – like it was still the 50s-80s – when commercials financed the shit, before they realized they could charge monthly fees on top of commercials to finance the shit, and more interestingly product placement within the shows that are already being funded by commercials and monthly fees – because hollywood and entertainment is a scam… Anyway, it was nice to see the fall of the traditional TV model, all the ads were pharma, and that means the only people watching are 90s, and I guess it made me happy knowing that the internet fucking won…even though these big companies are just as evil, just as crazy controlling, and just as capable of making sites like mine die… BUT THAT’s ok…. So Emma Stone was on the show and after Fallon sucked her fucking dick so hard, like uncomfortable fan boy because he’s a annoying pansy with a show designed for social media – they played a childish school yard games people relate to because they are vapid and empty as he does – because that’s his whole angle and what people expect of him – and I figure there’s a fetish in here somewhere – as Emma Stone re-enacts baby Got back…with her weird mouth that I find disturbing – but not overly offensively disturbing… Good times… The post Emma Stone Irritates me but Not as Much Fallon of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Caitlyn Jenner Says She Is Ready To Date Men Caitlyn Jenner has gone from saying she’s still into women , to deciding she’s not really into anyone, to finally admitting that she’s ready to be treated like a lady by a “special guy” . On a preview for the upcoming season of her show “I Am Cait,” she reveals that after three marriages and 10 children, she’s ready to see what the male species is talking about… Via MailOnline : Caitlyn Jenner in a preview clip for I Am Cait released on Tuesday said she would be open to dating a ‘special guy’. The 66-year-old reality star – who was known as Bruce Jenner before her gender transition – has admitted that she is interested in dating men but wants someone who will treat her right. Speaking on an upcoming episode of her TV docu-series I Am Cait, ‘she said: ‘To be honest, if I was in a relationship with a guy, I would enjoy being treated like that. Opening doors for you, doing all what you would think is the traditional stuff in a guy and a girl relationship. ‘It would have to be a very special guy to be able to do that, but yeah, I would be open to that,’ Caitlyn told her hairstylist Courtney Nanson after earlier commenting on her boyfriend’s chivalrous behaviour. Caitlyn has three ex-wives; Chrystie Jenner, Linda Thompson and Kris Jenner. Welp, we all assumed it was only a matter of time… E! / Splash
Caitlyn Jenner Says She Is Ready To Date Men Caitlyn Jenner has gone from saying she’s still into women , to deciding she’s not really into anyone, to finally admitting that she’s ready to be treated like a lady by a “special guy” . On a preview for the upcoming season of her show “I Am Cait,” she reveals that after three marriages and 10 children, she’s ready to see what the male species is talking about… Via MailOnline : Caitlyn Jenner in a preview clip for I Am Cait released on Tuesday said she would be open to dating a ‘special guy’. The 66-year-old reality star – who was known as Bruce Jenner before her gender transition – has admitted that she is interested in dating men but wants someone who will treat her right. Speaking on an upcoming episode of her TV docu-series I Am Cait, ‘she said: ‘To be honest, if I was in a relationship with a guy, I would enjoy being treated like that. Opening doors for you, doing all what you would think is the traditional stuff in a guy and a girl relationship. ‘It would have to be a very special guy to be able to do that, but yeah, I would be open to that,’ Caitlyn told her hairstylist Courtney Nanson after earlier commenting on her boyfriend’s chivalrous behaviour. Caitlyn has three ex-wives; Chrystie Jenner, Linda Thompson and Kris Jenner. Welp, we all assumed it was only a matter of time… E! / Splash
Selena Gomez posted a bikini pic to celebrate 2016….in some tropical setting with some average looking dumpy girls because they make her feel prettier…girls we can assume are her hired staff because those are the only people excited to hang out with her…thanks to getting paid minimal money, while getting a taste of the celebrity life, or maybe I’m just being a hater, and these average looking girls are hot as fuck, I just have high standards, I’m a tough critic, and a pile of girls should be enough for me to get exited, but maybe I’m just distracted by Selena’s fat thighs as she sucks in her belly…with her bandeau top being held up by her little implants she pretends she didn’t get, because Lupus Chemotherapy….is a better approach to her medical leaves… Doesn’t matter, you fuckers are into her. The post Selena Gomez in a Bikini Sucking in her Belly of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Katy Griffin, as Anderson Cooper says, may have a bit of a “rockin’ bod”…while the other dude said “nice rack”…all on CNN’s coverage of the New Year, because they are a NEWS channel…that provide NEWS…. But in reality, she’s a plastic surgery mess, probably in her 50s, even 60s, who has been offending everyone the last 2 decades….and I guess it’s only natural for her to continue that…walking around on CNN in a bra…it’s absurd… Here’s another video of a Host Licking His Co-Host on NEw Years because it is the year of the dog… Weird. The post TWo Disturbing New Years Eve Broadcast Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I have been seeing a bunch of sites posting paparazzi pics of Madison Beer. Since I am desensitized to bikini pics, and since I see hot girls in bikinis pretty much all the fucking time, mostly no names and fame whores, I just blew it off, but after the fifth or sixth time seeing her in her bikini over the holidays, I realized, shit those are some tits, so I decided to look into who she was….and it turns out she was born in March 1999. I remember December 1999…it was Y2K…I was 29 years old.. Luckily, I am used to fucking with younger girls, not this young, my cut off is 19, because younger girls are just not old, bitter, angry, sloppy, seen better days girls, they are instead built differently thanks to the hormones in the food, they talk smarter thanks to growing up on the internet with access to information, they don’t do romance, or love, or seduction…but they do fuck, I mean…they grew up on porn…making them interesting, complex, and fun to fuck from TINDER… That said, the lesson of 2016, that I’ve learned is that in two or three years, ….I will have sex with someone born in the 2000s.. that’s a crazy concept, like the people of the 80s imagining flying cars in 2015…..never did I think, that 1999 New Years Day that “a girl I will fuck in 18 years will be born this year”… Not that it matters, what matters is that Madison Beer exists, mainly because Bieber posted one of her videos on his social media..and boom…a career at 16….because Biber likes them at 16…and so does James Franco..not that it matters, what maters is that this girl’s body is absurd…criminal…literally…and thanks to Kate Upton, and the lessons she has taught us, we can hope…she doesn’t grow into her what look lik emassive boobs…but could be Victoria’s Secret Boobs…which they probably are, but either way, 16 isn’t what it used to be….and this weird child love for the paparazzi should be illegal.. The post Madison Beer Jailbait in her Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This just in – Jennifer Lawrence, the huge, highly paid Hollywood star, who continues to perpetuate the “celebrity” role, in a world full of instagram famous girls, eating up ad budgets, and attention from media and dudes jerking off…is in Elle France, a fashion magazine that has been iconic in the industry for many decades….with budgets for photoshoots that you’d think they’d use on huge, highly paid Hollywood stars like Jennifer Lawrence…but instead she looks better in her nude selfies….reminding us the traditional photographer, photoshoot, media outlets don’t matter…in a world of nude selfies and icloud hacks…because I only like Jennifer Lawrence for her naked tits, everything else about her is fucking garbage…true story. The post Jennifer Lawrence in Elle France of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra, both 23, tie the knot on Saturday in front of their friends and family in Michigan. Now Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra have tied the knot in romantic scenes. Pictures shared by Catelynn show the happy couple celebrating their union with all the traditional trappings, from the big lacy white dress to a three-tiered cake, first dance and speeches. Catelynn, who gave birth to first daughter Carly at just 16, appears to be bursting with happiness as she a
I guess Beyonce learned last year that releasing videos to her unreleased album was a genius marketing hook, because the internet is the future, no one’s got time to wait for the traditional one single, one video, record industry bullshit, instead hype her up, so that she can sell tickets to her motherfucking show, this is Beyonce and she does it different…or at least you know she thinks she does…. She also sexes herself up, despite being a mom with a lot of money, who doesn’t need money, because getting naked for attention, makes her feel young, relevant and competitive, even though it’s up on some Madonna…too old to be naked shit… That said, she’s in her lingerie – at some point in the video…which on mute…is actually a dope video – just a shitty soundtrack to the video…
