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Emma Stone Irritates me but Not as Much Fallon of the Day

I accidentally watched this last night – because my neighbor has a digital antennae and wanted to show me that you don’t need those pesky cable bills to get network TV – like it was still the 50s-80s – when commercials financed the shit, before they realized they could charge monthly fees on top of commercials to finance the shit, and more interestingly product placement within the shows that are already being funded by commercials and monthly fees – because hollywood and entertainment is a scam… Anyway, it was nice to see the fall of the traditional TV model, all the ads were pharma, and that means the only people watching are 90s, and I guess it made me happy knowing that the internet fucking won…even though these big companies are just as evil, just as crazy controlling, and just as capable of making sites like mine die… BUT THAT’s ok…. So Emma Stone was on the show and after Fallon sucked her fucking dick so hard, like uncomfortable fan boy because he’s a annoying pansy with a show designed for social media – they played a childish school yard games people relate to because they are vapid and empty as he does – because that’s his whole angle and what people expect of him – and I figure there’s a fetish in here somewhere – as Emma Stone re-enacts baby Got back…with her weird mouth that I find disturbing – but not overly offensively disturbing… Good times… The post Emma Stone Irritates me but Not as Much Fallon of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Irina Shayk For Love Magazines fucking Sucks of the Day

I guess she doesn’t suck, she takes it on her uterus…. I appreciate Irina Shayk, I like her hot Russian whore hustle, who managed to move away from being a straight up whore, to being knocked up with a celebrities baby at 30 – which is the time all these bitches lose their mind and feel the need to lock in that cum to their uterus – ideally with the right rich guy who’s not too annoying – ALL THESE BITCHES ARE THE SAME… Now I don’t care that she’s knocked up, I’m not one of those “Oh know that 30 year old hot Russian opportunist is damaged goods now”…she’s always been damaged goods, she just looks good being damaged goods…and it’s possible her stomach will be ravaged and never the same – and it’s possible her pussy will get blown out – but it’s likely already happened in her manipulating men through that pussy….cuz that’s how these women do it…especially russians…THEY ARE DARK…. This is a GHOST parody, where Irina plays Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze remains dead, and I don’t know how they got the right to use the song, but assume IRINA sucked off the Righteous Brothers as getting things out of men is her thing… I do think Love Magazine’s advent calendar was an interesting thing many many years ago when they first did it, there was a cool, artsy, weird, hot models in videos every day until January 1st, you a massive program for the magazine that barely exists… But they got greedy, fame whorey, and possibly owned by the Kardashians, where the last 5 years has been Kardashians or Jenners or Hadids or any “it girl” of the time doing the same shit all these other it girls are doing…leaving us with really fucking basic, uninspired videos they can all go “Omg did you see that nonsense”…only it won’t happen because ultimately no one cares but the self involved cunts in the videos – and the people who put it together who think this shit matters or is a big deal – when it’s just lazy and a joke… That’s all I have to say about a hot as fuck pregnant chick raping clay with her hands from an iconic movie where we all jerked off to Whoopi Goldberg at least once…while trying to determine whether she was a man or not.. The post Irina Shayk For Love Magazines fucking Sucks of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Irina Shayk For Love Magazines fucking Sucks of the Day

I guess she doesn’t suck, she takes it on her uterus…. I appreciate Irina Shayk, I like her hot Russian whore hustle, who managed to move away from being a straight up whore, to being knocked up with a celebrities baby at 30 – which is the time all these bitches lose their mind and feel the need to lock in that cum to their uterus – ideally with the right rich guy who’s not too annoying – ALL THESE BITCHES ARE THE SAME… Now I don’t care that she’s knocked up, I’m not one of those “Oh know that 30 year old hot Russian opportunist is damaged goods now”…she’s always been damaged goods, she just looks good being damaged goods…and it’s possible her stomach will be ravaged and never the same – and it’s possible her pussy will get blown out – but it’s likely already happened in her manipulating men through that pussy….cuz that’s how these women do it…especially russians…THEY ARE DARK…. This is a GHOST parody, where Irina plays Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze remains dead, and I don’t know how they got the right to use the song, but assume IRINA sucked off the Righteous Brothers as getting things out of men is her thing… I do think Love Magazine’s advent calendar was an interesting thing many many years ago when they first did it, there was a cool, artsy, weird, hot models in videos every day until January 1st, you a massive program for the magazine that barely exists… But they got greedy, fame whorey, and possibly owned by the Kardashians, where the last 5 years has been Kardashians or Jenners or Hadids or any “it girl” of the time doing the same shit all these other it girls are doing…leaving us with really fucking basic, uninspired videos they can all go “Omg did you see that nonsense”…only it won’t happen because ultimately no one cares but the self involved cunts in the videos – and the people who put it together who think this shit matters or is a big deal – when it’s just lazy and a joke… That’s all I have to say about a hot as fuck pregnant chick raping clay with her hands from an iconic movie where we all jerked off to Whoopi Goldberg at least once…while trying to determine whether she was a man or not.. The post Irina Shayk For Love Magazines fucking Sucks of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Teaser Trailer for Kamasutra 3D is a Lesson in Love [VIDEO]

They’re pretty strict about their nakedness-in-movies down in Bollywood, so the teaser trailer for Kamasutra 3D on YouTube is quite a revelation. And by “revelation” we mean “revealing of the righteous rackage” on star Sherlyn Chopra . In 2012 Sherlyn made waves by becoming the first Bollywood star to pose for Playboy magazine, and subsequently created a skinsation on Twitter by posting outtakes from the shoot. More after the jump!

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WATCH: Al Pacino And His Hoo-Ah! Hairpieces Aren’t The Only Reason To Watch HBO’s ‘Phil Spector’ Trailer

Can I get a Hoo-Ah ? Al Pacino has had a good run playing reviled real-life characters in HBO movies and miniseries, and, based on this trailer for Phil Spector , he’s going to keep his streak alive when the movie debuts on March 24. The actor, who played suicide machine inventor Jack Kevorkian in the 2010 HBO biopic You Don’t Know Jack , and was particularly brilliant as the homophobic gay lawyer Roy Cohn in the cable network’s adaptation of Lincoln screenwriter  Tony Kushner’s Angels in America in 2003, dons quite a few wacky wigs in this clip to play the legendary 60s music producer who’s serving 19 years to life in a California prison for the murder of actress Lana Clarkson . It’s not just the hair though.  The picture was written and directed by David Mamet , whose mean, hard-boiled writing sounds great coming out of Pacino’s mouth.  “First time you got felt up, guess what? You were listening to one of my songs,”  the actor brazenly tells Helen Mirren who plays his defense attorney. And then there’s the disembodied voice who, referring to Spector, tells Mirren: “He’s a freak. Theyr’e going to convict him of I just don’t like you.” Make that a talented freak. Spector produced albums by the Crystals, Darlene Love, the Ronettes, the Righteous Brothers, John Lennon , the Ramones and Leonard Cohen’s famous disaster of an album, Death of a Ladies Man.  His Wall of Sound production technique influenced Bruce Springsteen’s   Born to Run , among other albums. The scene in the trailer where Spector pulls a gun and shoots it into the ceiling next to a guitarist looks like it may be a recreation of a recording session with John Lennon.  The former Beatle told Spector:  “Phil, if you’re going to kill me, kill me. But don’t fuck with my ears. I need ‘em.” Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.

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Church Denies Crayon Evolution

Today the pastor of the fundamentalist Christian Church of the Righteous, Eliza Smith, held a press conference challenging the widely held belief that crayon colors have evolved. “According to scripture God chose eight colors for man to use, no more, no less.” This flies in the face of crayon hardliners who point to the fact that there are now over 100 colors to choose from, hence proof of evolution. When asked to comment further pastor Smith admitted that after creation god did add the color white after he realized he had created white people in his own image. added by: SushiBandit

Final ‘American Idol’ Audition Show Rounds Up The Talent

We take a look back at the most memorable auditions and characters as the show prepares to head to Hollywood. By Gil Kaufman Michael Lynche on Wednesday’s episode of “American Idol” Photo: FOX To the relief of anyone who’s a true fan, Wednesday night’s “American Idol” brought an end to the audition rounds, the traditional home of costumed jokers, cracked-voice clowns, delusional dingbats and the occasional kewpie-doll ringer and blue-eyed crooner with a broken heart of gold. The clip show brought together a variety of the best of this year’s wannabes, from raspy-voiced Lee DeWyze of Illinois, a paint store clerk who sang a sandpaper cover of Bill Withers’ classic soul tune “Ain’t No Sunshine,” to dreadlocked hippie chick Crystal Bowersox, a 23-year-old musician mom who went with the rocker girl classic “Piece of My Heart” by Janis Joplin.

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Michael Steele: World’s Coolest Boss!

TPM has uncovered this truly wonderful slideshow of RNC Chairman Michael Steele just jammin' and being cool with his interns. Tons more of these here . Hang tight, Michael Steele! Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Objective Drug Ranking

Here's an objective chart that ranks 20 drugs based on their harm factor, which places alcohol SIX whole notches above weed. The next time you come to that crucial “Alcohol vs.

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