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Rosie Hungtington-Whiteley Legs for Elle of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley should be a dream to all you bald motherfuckers…at least all you bald motherfuckers who are millionaires…because she has proven to not care about male pattern baldness if it comes with money, celebrity and muscles… What I like about her, since I am not bald, muscular, rich or a celebrity….is her fucking body…she is hot as fuck and she’s not scared to get naked and broadcast that shit for her personal gain, something all girls should do, even the uglies, cuz I’ll still watch…I’m a pervert like that and so are you… She did a photoshoot for a recent Elle Magazine issue, and she has legs for fucking days….I want to climb up them and burrow myself in her warm, humid vagina….you know perfect to make a nest in.

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Rosie Hungtington-Whiteley Legs for Elle of the Day

Kate Upton Totally Naked for Contributor Magazine of the Day

Kate Upton is a fat chick in training. She has a shitty ass, but not in the traditional sense of a shitty ass, because there is no shit needed to be wiped off her ass, like an anal sex fail that ruined your bed sheets, it is just that, her shit has no shape to it, and the reason is simple, she is destined to be obese…any 18 year old with DDs and who is thin, just hasn’t fully developed, so she is milking it and the public is eating it up cuz they want to milk her, and I may be too much of a downer or realist, but I guess I should just get on the Kate Upton train and stop complaining, cuz she’s going no where for a while, it’ll take at least 10 years before she Anna Nicole Smits….and let’s face it I’ve fucked worse…and will continue to fuck worse…

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Kate Upton Totally Naked for Contributor Magazine of the Day