I love with a girl and her name is Maja Krag. A model who is from Denmark, a socialist with hot tits who doesn’t look like most Danish girls – but who looks as tasty as most Danish, something you are contractually oblicated to say every time you post a Dane…a Great Dane…. According her MODEL AGENCY TEAR SHEET you can learn all about her measurements, in the event you want to make a life sized replica of her to fuck, since the real deal won’t fuck you….you’re not rich enough, connected enough, unless you’re googling her because you met her at a party and ended up here – which I doubt – since no one ends up here – it’s the asshole of the internet that no one bothers wiping… The post Maja Krag is Topless of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It is safe to say that Tara Reid is one of those famous girls who got fully absorbed by the industry and caught up in the party..only to get shitty fake tits…that everyone laughed at…forcing her into the rich person circuit of never ending party…that left her skinny, scary, possibly pre-menopausal…cuz her starvation threw off her hormones…almost like a homeless person…who chooses booze calories over food…which would imply that she’s probably had a miscarriage…and what better way to celebrate her lack of procreation, because it would ge tin the way of the perpetual spring break party…than to commemorate it on a t-shirt… Unless this isn’t a purple miscarriage at all..I didn’t really look close enough…because like all art..and ink blot tests…it is whatever I want to interpret it as…right… The post Tara Reid’s Squattng Purple Miscarriage T-Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
While Kendall Jenner’s dad is winning the heart of America by either becoming a woman, or pretending to become a woman, all for the sake of ratings…which is something I wouldn’t put past that horrible, money making, opportunist family…and he could be a better actor than Kim was when getting peed on in a sex tape to strategically position the family for the empire they’ve built today… His daughter, who we can hope has daddy issues, who plays model because she has a huge audience and can, because brands and people are down to work with her…since she drives traffic their way….was riding a great dane… Funny how these things work out… The post Kendall Jenner Riding a Great Dane for V Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Drunk of the Day Idiot and his Loaded Weapon Traffic Stop of the Day Troll of the Day Some Psycho in Kansas City Shooting a Bus in 2014 Great Dane Puppy of the Day Chillin After a Machete Attack – GROSS Icy Roads Insane Parody Song of the Day….. The post Miss G String Colombia and Other Videos of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
We could learn a lot from dogs. Like how to raid the refrigerator ? Well… yeah. But also how to appreciate the small things in life. Take the English Bulldog in the following video for instance. All this little guy needs is a hill full of grass and he’s the happiest creature alive, rolling around under the sun without a care in the world. Bulldog Rolls Down Hill Seriously, look at him go! WHEEEEEE! It’s certainly true that canines require very little to be in a good great mood. Just consider this pug, who loves taking a bath more than we love to do anything in the world. (Yes, even more than we love to ogle photos of Kim Kardashian nude .) As for those seeking more reasons to adore English and French Bulldogs, consider the following gallery: 19 Reasons Why Bulldogs Are Awesome! 1. Bulldog Tries to Walk Great Dane A mini bulldog tries to take a great dane for a walk in this video. Watch now to see the hilarious results.
It’s getting more and more difficult to pick out our favorite bulldog-based video. Was it this classic footage of a puppy refusing to take a nap ? Or possibly this video of another puppy trying valiantly to get a tennis ball that’s sitting just out of reach on the sofa? There’s also the bulldog who introduced himself to this baby and melted the Internet into a thousand tiny pieces. Now, meanwhile, there’s a new contender. Watch below as a pet tries to emulate his in-shape owner, attempting to do some push-ups… but ending up just making love to the floor instead: Bulldog Attempts to Do Push-Ups HA! We can’t get enough of this! Fortunately, we need not choose a favorite example of why bulldogs are totally awesome. We can just sit back and enjoy the collection posted below: Bulldogs Are Awesome! 1. Bulldog Tries to Walk Great Dane A mini bulldog tries to take a great dane for a walk in this video. Watch now to see the hilarious results.
We’ll admit: it doesn’t get any cuter than this puppy and this baby taking naps together everyday. It just doesn’t. But the following video at least comes close, and not just because it also features a dog and baby. Nor because the dog’s name is Scooby (totes adorbs!). But the footage is comprised of a Great Dane really, really wanting to cuddle up and kiss the tiny human being lying next to him. Does it get any sweeter? Especially when you consider the canine’s head is the same size as his little owner? Watch now: Great Dane Really Wants to Play with Baby We tried to warn you. Cuteness personified. Here is your look at many other examples of dogs being very cute: 26 Beyond Adorable Dog Videos Open Slideshow 1. Dog Goes Gangnam Style This dog is dancing up a storm! Look at it go all Gangnam Style, folks! View As List 1. Dog Goes Gangnam Style This dog is dancing up a storm! Look at it go all Gangnam Style, folks! 2. Husky Hates on Kennel This husky really does not want to get into his kennel. Not at all. Not one tiny bit. 3. Pajama-Clad Dog Plays in Snow This dog is wearing pajamas and playing in the snow. In other words: it’s a must-watch video. 4. Baby Girl Laughs at Dog Eating Popcorn Behold, the cutest video ever! This baby girl loves watching her dog eat popcorn. It’s amazing. 5. Husky Learns How to Howl A husky learns how to howl in this video. It’s as adorable as you’d expect it to be. 6. Puppy Reduces Young Woman to Tears It doesn’t get much cuter than this. Watch a young woman bawl her eyes out over the gift of a puppy. 7. Corgi LOVES the Slide This Corgi is named Buddy. And he really, really, really loves this slide. See what we mean now! 8. Dog and Tiny Owner Play with Bubbles This toddler and this dog play with bubbles in this video. The only question: Which one is cuter?!? 9. Cat and Dog Team Up: Let’s Escape! A cat and a dog team up in this hilarious video. They are intent on escaping! Watch now. 10. Dog Holds Owner’s Hand in Car This is beyond adorable. Watch now to see how a dog won’t let his owner drive unless they are holding hands. 11. Puppy Plays with Baby This may, truly, be the cutest video you’ll ever see. It’s of a baby and puppy. Enough said, right? 12. Military Dog Plays with Kitten Well, this is pretty much the cutest thing ever. Watch as a retired military dog plays with a kitten. 13. Puppy Despises Lemons, Love Yoga This may be the cutest puppy on the Internet. Watch him react to a lemon and practice Yoga now. 14. Dog Runs in Sleep This dog does not need to be walked. He’s getting some exercise while fast asleep! 15. Dog Rides Roomba A dog rides a Roomba in this Vine video. It’s short, but it’s hilarious. 16. Golden Retriever Puppy Falls Asleep This Golden Retriever puppy is trying to take a snap with his head on the coffee table. But it keeps falling off! So, so, so adorable. 17. Bulldog Tries to Walk Great Dane A mini bulldog tries to take a great dane for a walk in this video. Watch now to see the hilarious results. 18. Puppy Manages to Climb Stairs! This is one of the cutest videos we’ve seen in a long time. Watch a puppy teach himself how to climb stairs. 19. Dog Acts as Dentist A dog plays dentist in this amazing video. Watch now as he pulls put a boy’s loose tooth. 20. Dog Plays on Bed What happens when this owner leaves her dog alone and places a hidden camera in the room to see if he’ll jump on the bed? Well… 21. Cat Scares the Ish Out of a Puppy HA! Check out this video to see a cat scare the heck out of a puppy. Adorable. 22. Puppies Recreate “Happy” This may be as adorable as it gets. Check out a bunch of puppies doing up their own version of “Happy.” 23. Puppies Introduce Themselves to Kitten These two puppies aren’t sure about this kitten at first. But they end up coming around quickly. 24. Doggie Food Fight It’s a food fight! Or, rather, a fight over food! Watch a small dog protect his bowl in this adorable video. 25. Dogs Get Shocked by Magic Trick Turns out, dogs are as shocked by magic tricks as human beings are. See what we mean here. 26. Great Dane Really Wants to Play with Baby This Great Dane is dying to play with this baby. Does it get any cuter?!?
I don’t know…I’ve done the math on this one and I can’t quite figure out how the fuck goes down in their bedroom, but I have concluded it’s a circus act I’d be willing to watch…He must destroy her pussy…that’s probably why she’s so smitten…I mean she’s in heels and hardly reaches his nipple…this is so fucking unnatural..it’s like when you hear about a Great Dane knocking up a Pug or some shit…too weird for the fucking nature channel…that’s for fucking sure…
Filed under: R.I.P. , Lady Gaga There is an investigation under way into the mysterious death of an actor who starred in multiple Lady Gaga music videos — a 5-year-old Great Dane named Rumpus
Add artiste to Carla Bruni-Sarkozy's long line of credentials. I'd be annoyed if this was hanging up in a Williamsburg art gallery, but there's something to appreciate about the fact that the Queen of France made this. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment
