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Olga De Mar Naked “Model” On the Internet of the Day

Olga is one of the least attractive names when you hear it…it’s like Olga…and you can’t help but think of an old Eastern European fat woman with a lot of body hair…making BORSCHT in the kitchen on a camp burner…because they have no running water – Communism. But when it’s put on a girl who looks like this Olga De Mar, who I’ve never heard of before today, it becomes a whole cultural experience that involves buying women from the Eastern Europe who want that American Dream life…and are so desperate they sex work they way to get it…by getting naked and marrying old rich fat guys… Who knows what this Olga De Mar’s story is, maybe she’s American already and I’m a racist pre-judging white people.. Is she a model, is she just a naked chick, is she a stripper or a bottle service girl…I don’t have the answers…I am not a prophet..I just see tits… The post Olga De Mar Naked “Model” On the Internet of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kendall Jenner Back at it with the Pussy Dance of the Day

More of a slight pussy wave than a full on pussy dance but still a pussy dance.. For those of you who don’t know what a pussy dance is, it’s an instagram movement that girls are doing everywhere…where they lead with their pussy… I wrote out the basic steps here for you to share with your loved ones, moms and sisters, you may end up fucking this weekend at the trailer park, you know those late nights in the pool with one too many rum and cokes… step 1 – PANTS OFF step 2 – PUSSY PUSHED TO THE FRONT step 3 – PUSSY PUSHED TO THE RIGHT step 4 – PUSSY PUSHED TO THE LEFT step 5 – PUSSY PUSHED TO THE BACK step 6 – PUSSY PUSHED TO THE LEFT and RIGHT we call that the pussy wave step 7 – PUSSY GETS JERKED OFF TO ALL THE MEN ON INSTAGRAM WATCHING THE PUSSY DANCE… All the girls are doing it…Pussy Dance….someone needs to make the Gangnam Style song to go with the pussy dance…that person should be me…TRADEMARK COPYRIGHT. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kendall Jenner Back at it with the Pussy Dance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Gigi Hadid Perky Tit Plastic Face of the Day

Gigi Hadid is made of plastic…and it’s definitely not a very interesting storyline, she’s not even that interesting to look at, but maybe she’d be a good case study for a marketing class at a business school covering social media marketing, along with Chris Crocker and his Leave Britney Alone video, Gangnam Style, pretty much all the Kardashians and Rat Cow… You know, totally irrelevant people that thanks to timing, positioning, a lot of other random factors not limited to having big tits, the world decided to accept them as their idols or personalities, and the media industry responded by paying them out….it’s all pretty remarkable, I don’t think it took too much for this LA based reality star daughter of rich people, get a stylist, find an angle, be in the right places…but it happened, it worked and now she’s 45 years old…at least according to that face…and attending events because I guess she feels like people are stopping to care about her and are instead all about her sister…and she can’t have that forever…must reclaim position… That face is mangled as fuck though. The post Gigi Hadid Perky Tit Plastic Face of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Arnold Schwarzenegger Destroys Donald Trump: You Got Swamped!

Remember when Donald Trump slammed Arnold Schwarzenegger for diminished ratings on this season of Celebrity Apprentice? Arnold Schwarzenegger remembers. And he just flipped the script on the President of the United States. In a 40-second Twitter video, the former Governor and reality TV host clapped back at Trump for the Commander-in-Chief's historically low approval rating, which sits at 37% in the latest Gallop poll . And that poll was taken before the FBI confirmed that Trump was under investigation for treason . “Oh Donald – the ratings are in, and you got swamped,” Schwarzenegger says in the following video. “Wow. Now you’re in the thirties?” The action star goes on to bring up the latest budget proposal by the Trump administration, which has come under fire for how many social programs it wants to cut. “But what do you expect?” Schwarzenegger asks in the footage, explaining: “I mean when you take away after school programs for children and meals on wheels for the poor people, that’s not what you call ‘making America great again.’ Come on.” To his credit, Schwarzenegger concludes by not just slamming Trump, but offering him advice and assistance. “Who is advising you? Let me give you some advice: go to a middle school — the Hart Middle School, right in Washington, six miles away from the White House. “I’ll take you there, so you can see the fantastic work that they’re doing for these children. Let’s do it, huh?” Watch the full swing Schwarzenegger takes at Trump below. We can't wait to see howPOTUS responds!

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Dancing with the Stars: 9 Raciest Routines in Show History

When Bonner Bolton quickly grabbed the crotch of Sharna Burgess , the Internet went absolutely insane. We're not sure why, however, considering: It was clearly an accident. Dancing with the Stars has always been a tad risque. With that in mind, we present the nine raciest moments in the history of Dancing with the Stars: 1. Ryan Lochte Goes Latin You can hate Ryan Lochte for being a liar and a douchebag. But not for his body, which he showed off during Latin Night in 2016. 2. He, Tarzan Nyle DiMarco made like Tarzan, with Peta Murgatroyd serving as Jane, for a routine in April of 2016. 3. Pretty Little Liar on Fire Artem Chigvintsev and Janel Parrish brought the roof down when they stripped down in 2014 for this burlesque number. 4. Speaking of Pretty Little Liars… … we see you, Brant Daugherty! 5. Gilles Marini Made Gangnam Style Sexy! How impressive is that?!? 6. GULP! What else is there to say about Kym Johnson’s outfit here, circa 2010? View Slideshow

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Japanese Bikini Video of the Day

This is a weird and amazing Japanese girls in bikinis video that 3,000,000 people have seen, that I only saw today because I am neither Japanese or current when it comes to internet nonsense and I think that 3,000,000 more people need to see it….make it the Gangnam Style….of big Japanese tits in a bikini..and not because I have a Japanese fetish, but because we should all have a Japanese fetish, it’s the weirdest place in the fucking world – from their porn to their tv shows…to this…and I am a fan.

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Dog Tries, Fails to Catch Tennis Ball: Fun with Slow Motion!

Give the following canine an A for effort. And then signing him up for classes with Crazy Awesome Jumping Cat . The owner of this very cute dog has captured his pet on video, trying very hard to catch a tennis ball tossed his way. He gets up in the air in okay fashion, he contorts his body pretty well… but he comes up empty in the end, crashing painfully to the ground and having the embarrassing fall depicted in slow motion. Dog Fails to Catch Tennis Ball: Slow Motion Fun! Is it bad that we can’t stop laughing at this? It could be worse, man. You could mistake an iPad screen for water . 52 TOTALLY Adorable Dog Videos 1. Dog Goes Gangnam Style This dog is dancing up a storm! Look at it go all Gangnam Style, folks!

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Dog Tries, Fails to Catch Tennis Ball: Fun with Slow Motion!

Give the following canine an A for effort. And then signing him up for classes with Crazy Awesome Jumping Cat . The owner of this very cute dog has captured his pet on video, trying very hard to catch a tennis ball tossed his way. He gets up in the air in okay fashion, he contorts his body pretty well… but he comes up empty in the end, crashing painfully to the ground and having the embarrassing fall depicted in slow motion. Dog Fails to Catch Tennis Ball: Slow Motion Fun! Is it bad that we can’t stop laughing at this? It could be worse, man. You could mistake an iPad screen for water . 52 TOTALLY Adorable Dog Videos 1. Dog Goes Gangnam Style This dog is dancing up a storm! Look at it go all Gangnam Style, folks!

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27 Hilariously Inappropriate License Plates: Here They CUM4YOU!

Remember when we showed you 15 hilariously inappropriate license plates ? Well, we’re back with EVEN MORE hilariously inappropriate license plates! Why? Because some vanity license plates are well thought out and clever. And wonders never cease when it comes to what people put on the back of their cars. Many plates are clearly meant to be a joke, but others make you pause and wonder if the person who picked it has any idea what he or she has just done. (Nope.) We have to hand it to our fellow Americans, though. Their idiocy is our gain! Commutes are certainly funnier as a result… as long as you get the joke.  They are joking, right? 27 Hilariously Inappropriate License Plates 1. Eat The Kids First Somewhere Jonathan Swift is slapping his forehead. “A Modest Proposal” wasn’t meant to be taken seriously.

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Dog JUMPS for Crazy Joy Over Dinner: Feed Me!!!!!

Until Kate Upton nude photos actually surface online, we can’t think of anything in the world that would get us as excited as the dog in the following video. The funniest part, however, isn’t even the reaction of the bouncy pet to whatever his owner is about to set down in a bowl for him. It’s the reaction of said owner, who is calm, cool and collected while her canine FLIPS THE EFF OUT. Clearly/hilariously, this happens every single night… Dog Jumps for Joy Over Dinner We haven’t seen a dog go this crazy since  Springer Spaniel saw that squirrel . Fun times in the dog world. Scroll through many others now: 36 TOTALLY Adorable Dog Videos 1. Dog Goes Gangnam Style This dog is dancing up a storm! Look at it go all Gangnam Style, folks!

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