https://instagram.com/p/BSpoqSIh1nK/?taken-by=ciara Russell Wilson And Ciara Bring Baby Future To See The Animals Cici’s getting pretty far along in her pregnancy, but that hasn’t stopped her from staying plenty active. Just this week the glowing Mommy and hubby Russell Wilson brought little Future to the zoo to enjoy the animals. Aren’t they cute? Such a beautiful family. The bond is beautiful between mother and son and Russell and Future. https://instagram.com/p/BSpmUdRBKIu/?taken-by=ciara Looks like little Future really enjoyed kicking it with the giraffes. He’s such a happy kid. Getty Images/Instagram https://instagram.com/p/BSkHotqgVYL/?taken-by=ciara Future also met up with the Easter Bunny https://instagram.com/p/BSpprEohW5y/?taken-by=ciara Looks like he brought a few new friends home with him as well https://instagram.com/p/BSppuCVALA-/?taken-by=dangerusswilson Russell Wilson posted a photo of the cheetah up close as well. https://instagram.com/p/BSpd1cMA8TW/?taken-by=dangerusswilson He also posted this video from the skies https://instagram.com/p/BShb0VyAvBk/?taken-by=ciara Cici showed off her growing bump in a black sundress. https://instagram.com/p/BShfi54gVOY/?taken-by=ciara https://instagram.com/p/BStwUwYhiqA/?taken-by=ciara Cici also lavished love on her hubs Monday https://instagram.com/p/BShtDzaAj55/?taken-by=dangerusswilson Guess she was returning the favor after he posted this last week
Easter’s come early this year…and it looks like it smells like shit…. Lady Gaga is a modern day circus freak, who has played up being a circus freak, because being a circus freak, even for circus freaks, was a good thing for freaks, as it validated their existence, when before being a circus freak, they were just freaks shunned in the corner… So now the ugly girl who took music classes because no one wanted to be friends with her, has all the friends in the world…but deep down she knows..they just use her for her celebrity…and that her celebrity only exists in part due to her…but isn’t representative of the real her… She’s a fake, and too bad…she continues to exist… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lady Gaga is the Easter Bunny of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The nice thing about the Kardashians as a whole is that when they find a good thing, meaning something that goes a little viral for the family, they milk that shit like it was the cow sister Khloe, you know OJs daughter, tit… Or maybe a better reference is that they milk it like it was Kim Milking black cock…because black cock has been her everything…from the start of her career to the source of her baby…and every husband and dramatic curve in her story in between…. Here she is as easter bunny who lost her pants…while hiding her face so no one knows it is her for a magazines… Here she is opening a door… I Prefer When She Gets Finger Banged By Her Sister… The post Kendall Jenner’s Easter Bunny Continues of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Yesterday marked 4/20 and Easter, making it one of those rare times where folks celebrated the rebirth of Jesus Christ and the relaxing effects of marijuana. Thanks to Hershey’s, though, one could actually combine these occasions, as that candy company actually came out with a chocolate crucifix. How else can one honor Jesus while also satisfying one’s craving for munchies ? According to the official Item Description on Walmart.com, Hershey’s Solid Milk Chocolate Cross “is the perfect gift for Easter.” Seriously, why bother whipping up any Easter recipes when you can just unwrap this box and enjoy a treat that doesn’t exploit Jesus allegedly dying for our sins in any way at all. What do you think of the chocolate crucifix? It is… Delicious! Horribly inappropriate! View Poll » For those looking to spend a little more time honoring Easter in a less sacrilegious manner… 9 Easter Recipes Open Slideshow 1. Easter Bunny Trail Mix Instead of the typical mid-morning snack, mix up a batch of Easter Bunny Trail Mix. The “carrots” are dried fruit! This is practically a health food! View As List 1. Easter Bunny Trail Mix Instead of the typical mid-morning snack, mix up a batch of Easter Bunny Trail Mix. The “carrots” are dried fruit! This is practically a health food! 2. Strawberry Spinach Salad A strawberry spinach salad makes an excellent starter for your Easter Sunday dinner. The colors are vibrant making it pretty AND delicious. 3. Ham Steaks Instead of the traditional spiral sliced ham, go for ham steaks on Easter Sunday. Topped with a maple-bourbon glaze, it’s bound to be amazing. 4. Braised Beef Shanks If pork isn’t your thing, go for braised beef shanks over a cheesy polenta! These cook slow, so give yourself plenty of time for optimum tenderness! 5. Smoked Salmon Deviled Eggs You have ALL those eggs laying around from the hunts, right? Turn them into Smoked Salmon Deviled Eggs and serve them with dinner. 6. Stovetop Mac and Cheese Mac and cheese is the ultimate comfort food and a perfect side for almost any main course. This stovetop mac and cheese cooks up as creamy as those cooked in the oven. 7. Easter Egg Italian Bread Here’s another use for all those eggs! But don’t boil them yet! This Easter Egg Italian bread starts with dyed, raw eggs! It’s also pretty to look at! 8. Gluten Free Pretzel Bread With this gluten free pretzel bread, there will be something for everyone at your table. Serve these as rolls with your meal, or slice and make sandwiches with leftovers! Mmm! 9. Coconut Truffles Instead of cakes or pies this Easter, serve these tasty two-bite coconut truffles! If you have any left over, freeze them for a midnight snack!
Holidays mean family and family means dinner! The traditional fare for Easter Sunday comes in two varieties: ham or standing rib roast. While those are tried and true staples, sometimes it’s nice to get a little adventurous. We have 9 Easter recipes to tickle your tastebuds and fancy up your fête . 9 Easter Recipes Open Slideshow 1. Easter Bunny Trail Mix Instead of the typical mid-morning snack, mix up a batch of Easter Bunny Trail Mix. The “carrots” are dried fruit! This is practically a health food! View As List 1. Easter Bunny Trail Mix Instead of the typical mid-morning snack, mix up a batch of Easter Bunny Trail Mix. The “carrots” are dried fruit! This is practically a health food! 2. Strawberry Spinach Salad A strawberry spinach salad makes an excellent starter for your Easter Sunday dinner. The colors are vibrant making it pretty AND delicious. 3. Ham Steaks Instead of the traditional spiral sliced ham, go for ham steaks on Easter Sunday. Topped with a maple-bourbon glaze, it’s bound to be amazing. 4. Braised Beef Shanks If pork isn’t your thing, go for braised beef shanks over a cheesy polenta! These cook slow, so give yourself plenty of time for optimum tenderness! 5. Smoked Salmon Deviled Eggs You have ALL those eggs laying around from the hunts, right? Turn them into Smoked Salmon Deviled Eggs and serve them with dinner. 6. Stovetop Mac and Cheese Mac and cheese is the ultimate comfort food and a perfect side for almost any main course. This stovetop mac and cheese cooks up as creamy as those cooked in the oven. 7. Easter Egg Italian Bread Here’s another use for all those eggs! But don’t boil them yet! This Easter Egg Italian bread starts with dyed, raw eggs! It’s also pretty to look at! 8. Gluten Free Pretzel Bread With this gluten free pretzel bread, there will be something for everyone at your table. Serve these as rolls with your meal, or slice and make sandwiches with leftovers! Mmm! 9. Coconut Truffles Instead of cakes or pies this Easter, serve these tasty two-bite coconut truffles! If you have any left over, freeze them for a midnight snack! If your little ones are like most, they eat breakfast and then they’re almost immediately hungry again. Make up a batch of Easter Trail Mix to hold them over between breakfast and lunch. It’s cute and there’s FRUIT! They won’t even know they’re eating something healthy because it’s just so adorable! This would also make an excellent Easter egg hunt snack food! To get a little “rabbit food” in your Sunday afternoon spread, try a strawberry-spinach salad with feta and balsamic vinegar! It’s light and good for you and it looks great on a plate! When it’s time for the main course, you have options! Try a twist on the traditional ham or braising some beef short ribs instead of a roast. Family get-togethers can be kind of stressful. Calm your nerves with some comfort food in the form of stovetop mac and cheese ! This creamy dish is every big as good as the kind you would bake in the oven and just as tasty. Bonus? This one’s actually good for more than just your soul! It’s Easter, so you probably have about three dozen more eggs than you’ll ever eat or actually need. What are you going to do with them all? Devil them, that’s what, and throw in some salmon while you’re at it! Or, you could bake them into Easter Egg Italian bread ! No holiday meal is complete without dessert. For finger-food fare, finish off the dinner with two-bite coconut truffles. Or take a look at one of these pies and whip one up! 14 Pi Day Pies You Should Definitely Try Open Slideshow 1. Apple Pi How awesome is this Apple Pi Pie? This is for the serious fan of 3.14. View As List 1. Apple Pi How awesome is this Apple Pi Pie? This is for the serious fan of 3.14. 2. Shepherd’s Pie Shepherd’s Pie is pretty hearty! The good news is this Irish staple doubles up for a good St. Patrick’s Day celebration meal! Pair it with a Guinness! 3. Pineapple Pie Another awesome Pi Pie, this Pineapple pie looks divine! 4. Pizza Pi Pie If sweet treats aren’t your thing, what about a new spin on an old classic: the Pizza Pi Pie. 5. Pecan Pie Mmm. Pecan pie. Alternate variations: Add chocolate chips or throw in a little bourbon and make it a Kentucky Derby Pie. 6. Sea Monster Pie If you want your kids to try new things, here’s one for the sea creature loving tots among us. 7. Whoopie Pie Whoopie pies are small and easy to eat! The cream filling and the soft cake-like outer layers make this a definite treat! 8. Frito Pie Ooooh, the Frito Pie! And look! Serving the pie IN THE BAG means NO DISHES! 9. Chocolate Mousse Pie This chocolate mousse pie will make your sweet tooth tingle! Don’t forget to brush after you eat! 10. Banana Cream Pie Bananas are fruit, so this banana cream pie is basically a health food. 11. Bacon Pie Who doesn’t love bacon? Use strips of the salty meat in place of your usual lattice for a nice blend of savory and sweet! 12. Apple Pie As American as… 13. Key Lime Pie For those who like a little tart with their tarts, the Key Lime Pie is for you. 14. Chicken Pot Pie For those who don’t know their way around the kitchen, Banquet has you covered.
In her ongoing effort to make everything sexy, Miranda Kerr donned an Easter Bunny costume for a recent photo shoot, proving once and for all that even oversized mammals and religious holidays can inspire impure thoughts. Miranda Kerr Easter Bunny Video The Victoria’s Secret model rocked the ears and whiskers for a spread in Love magazine, which she previewed on her Twitter page today. Miranda gave an interview that no one will read to accompany the shoot and stated that she’ll be spending the upcoming holiday weekend with her ex-husband Orlando Bloom and the couple’s 3-year-old son, Flynn. Never one to disappoint her fans of either gender, Miranda revealed that she’s bisexual in a recent interview, adding that she has sex as frequently as possible in order to “stay toned.” Sounds like Miranda has more in common with bunnies than we realized! Adding to her cause for celebration, Miranda’s birthday is on Sunday. She’ll turn 31, which is approximately 4,000 in model years, but everyone seems to agree that she’s aging quite nicely. Of course, Kerr’s got come competition in the sexy holiday rabbit department. Check out the hilarious and controversial video for X-Rated Easter Bunny below and decide who rocks the look better. We had no idea this holiday had gotten so racy. X-Rated Easter Bunny
Given that eggs, rabbits and basically every symbol we associate with Easter is meant to represent fertility, it was only a matter of time before someone mashed-up the Easter Bunny and sex. It makes perfect sense, we just didn’t expect it to look like this: X-Rated Easter Bunny That’s a clip from Fox’s late night animated show ADHD and man are people pissed about it. If you’re not in a position to watch the very NSFW clip, it’s a music video that’s been dubbed “X-Rated Easter Bunny,” and it repeatedly puns on the phrase “The Easter Bunny’s coming.” Other choice lyrics include: “The Easter Bunny f*cks without protection, in 9 months you’re gonna need a bunny C-section.” Needless to say, the always uptight Parents Television Council is less than pleased with the song: A statement from the watchdog group reads: “The animated Easter Bunny clip features over a dozen unbleeped ‘f-words;’ depictions of fornicating rabbits…and a depiction of a male character eating rabbit feces…It’s easily X-rated material that directly targets and appeals to children.” We’re not sure about the “targets children” part (the show airs at 11 pm), but the rest is true, and as funny as the video is, the truly hilarious thing about all of this is that this PTC dude’s work day involved writing a statement about someone eating rabbit crap. The PTC has criticized Fox numerous times in the past and has been especially critical of animated shows … they likely don’t watch Family Guy online . Apparently the Council folks didn’t get to the end of the video, as the clip closes with a disembodied voice asking, “Man, what the f*ck was that?” Followed by the angry reply: “Shut up, Jesus.” Seems like the kind of thing they’d have a problem with. What do you think: is “X-Rated Easter Bunny” offensive? No! It’s hilarious! Yes! It’s disgusting! Who cares? It’s not meant for kids, anyway! View Poll »
Is THIS what they meant when they told us the Easter Bunny was just a fantasy? Behind The Scenes Of Suelyn Medeiros Easter Photoshoot Easter Sunday is this weekend, and in that spirit, Brazilian model Suelyn Medeiros opts to bring us egg-shaped cheeks instead of actual eggs. Maybe this is just how they do in Brazil, but regardless, we are appreciative of her generosity. Hit the flip side to see more of Suelyn’s holiday gifts.
The Black Eyed Peas’ mastermind says his long-delayed solo album ‘will be out before the Easter Bunny comes hoppin.’ ” By James Montgomery will.i.am Photo: MTV News
