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Victoria Justice Is Fourteen Again

I thought now that Victoria Justice has turned eighteen we were in for some hotness every time we saw her, she was doing so well with the tight leather pants the other day, but it turns out I was wrong. Here she is in some pictures for some kids magazine or something looking like she’s posing for an ad for Tampons. What the hell? All that’s missing are some girlfriends on a swing under a tree and a soothing voice over talking about heavy flow days. I’m not impressed and neither are my testicles. Call Taylor Momsen for fashion advice.

Candice Swanepoel Gets Topless For Something

I don’t normally find mom jeans attractive, who does really, but when you put them on a supermodel like Candice Swanepoel , take her top off and have her hang around in a hotel room making sexy faces…. I’m alright with them. Anyone can look good in the latest sexy designer fashions, but when you can dress them up in a retarded new fad and they still look this good, that’s a true sign that a woman is hot. I bet she would have even looked good in Hammer Pants and those things didn’t work for anyone.