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Gisele Without Make-up Of the Day

Here’s my issue. She’s a fucking model. She makes millions. Rumored reports say she makes 50 million dollars a year. At that rate. Bitch better know how to fucking pose without make-up and bitch better took fucking food doing it. I am not impressed by Sonia Rykiel pointing out that top paid models, who may have been born dudes, who have “2 kids” and are in their 30s…look better than you without make-up. I don’t really see how this is a statement at all. “No Filter”. “Not Retouched”….when using a high paid model means nothing… It’s the actors who get retouched because they are overrated scum that we want to see unretouched…those plastic, phoney talentless hacks who fucked their way to the top… Not models…models are about this life..and being hot…this is hardly impressive…but then again..either is Gisele

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Cara Delevingne for La Perla of the Day

Cara Delevingne is the biggest model right now. The “It” girl that is overly hyped and for the average person not that great…maybe even average…all the companies are taking her on and booking her to be their star…because that’s what being an “It” girl is all about…even if you’re not impressed by her, no one cares what your white trash ass thinks, go back to staring at pics and digging for porn on your phone while your wife is out at walmart buying pork rinds with your ugly half retarded kids…

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McKayla Maroney: Not Impressed By Dwight Howard Trade, Kim Kardashian, Grand Canyon

McKayla Maroney is not impressed by much. She’s just hard to please … don’t blame a girl for having high expectations of herself and others. The Olympics’ funniest Internet meme continues today with the U.S. gymnastics standout still not impressed by various people and events. Specifically, the Dwight Howard trade … the rest of the NBA may be shaking in its collective high-tops, but one sports star is so like, “Whatever.” This is not to say that McKayla’s demanding standards are reserved for sports alone. She was equally unmoved by Kim Kardashian ‘s wedding … … and Paris Hilton’s new quote-unquote “career” … … and Ryan Gosling calling her up to say congratulations … … or even the Grand Canyon. Yawn:

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Dane Cook’s Young Bikini Clad Cameltoe of the Day

I am a comedy snob. I don’t know why. Maybe it is because I don’t find anything funny and I don’t laugh…or maybe it is because I’m not impressed when I see assholes making stupid dick and fart jokes night after night like I’m watching a repeat scripted performance that they’ve practiced in front of the mirror 100 times before performing it live 100 times….just once I’d like to see a comedian just fucking wing it and be funny without vomiting out rehearsed shit… I am also a hater of all things mainstream, popular, and frat boy…. So I don’t hate Dane Cook for being a huge success in the college scene cuz people are idiots and like everything their friends tell them to. He’s really successful doing his bullshit…But I don’t think he’s funny…. And funny or not, he gets groupie pussy, for just being Dane Cook….now I’m not sure if this girl is actually a handicap, but she looks like she could be, all young with her camel toe and as someone who’s down with fucking handicaps cuz they can’t communicate the words “no” in all their gurgles and yawns so it’s not rape. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Victoria Justice Is Fourteen Again

I thought now that Victoria Justice has turned eighteen we were in for some hotness every time we saw her, she was doing so well with the tight leather pants the other day, but it turns out I was wrong. Here she is in some pictures for some kids magazine or something looking like she’s posing for an ad for Tampons. What the hell? All that’s missing are some girlfriends on a swing under a tree and a soothing voice over talking about heavy flow days. I’m not impressed and neither are my testicles. Call Taylor Momsen for fashion advice.

Adrianne Curry Continues to Try To Get More Twitter Followers of the Day

I hate this very Brady latch on cunt. I don’t think she’s hot. I don’t like her body. I am not impressed with her fake tits or her 5 minutes of fame she had back when reality TV first started polluting our lives making her one of the first official bottom feeding attention whore cunts…. Well the world forgot about her, cuz her existence is insignificant and she never had an actual career, so she’s taken to posting her sloppy America’s Next Top Model body, 15 season’s too late, cuz I guess photoshoots didn’t come with that title so she’s had to do it herself…all trying to get twitter followers…cuz she’s hopin’ this will give her a second chance to humilate herself and embarrass herself to a nation for little return. She’s fucking garbage….and she knows it and has gone so far as trying to tell me off and she blocking me on twitter months ago cuz she doesn’t like hearing the truth. Here are those desperate pics for a desperate and ugly pussy….it is safe to say a sex tape is coming…but I never understand why the sex tape never comes at the time it should …but always comes a decade too late….and who really fuckin cares…

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Victoria Beckham Flashes Some Stylish Legs

Here’s Victoria Beckham and her boobies arriving at the airport the other day and showing off some sexy legs in the process.

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PFT: Giants’ Jacobs rips Romo’s passing skills (MSNBC)

Time to add Brandon Jacobs to the list. In an interview with Brandon Tierney on ESPN 1050 in New York (via the Blue Screen ), the enjoyably honest Giants running back admitted he’s not impressed with the Cowboys starter.

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