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Kristen Bell in a Lifeguard Bathing Suit of the Day

Looks like someone’s recovered from making a Dax baby, something I would normally assume you can’t recover from…you know like a stain on your life worse than AIDS…because he’s that fucking annoying and the fact that his genetics live on in another person all thanks to this cunt (literally), is the worst. She can’t be celebrated, she must be shunned, even if she’s in a mom friendly bikini to hide her stretch marks and ravaged body, even if her vagina is taped the fuck up from all the abuse pushing a baby through it has done to her, even if this was shot before she was pregnant….because we all know what has become of her since…. She’s uneventful, and I am pretty sure this movie will be too, but she’s dressed like Pam Anderson, and lifeguards are all sluts with their half naked all summer, mouth to mouth, camel toe giving suits that ride their clots all day making them horny….makin’ it a little more tolerable…

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Kristen Bell in a Lifeguard Bathing Suit of the Day

Kristen Bell in a Lifeguard Bathing Suit of the Day

Looks like someone’s recovered from making a Dax baby, something I would normally assume you can’t recover from…you know like a stain on your life worse than AIDS…because he’s that fucking annoying and the fact that his genetics live on in another person all thanks to this cunt (literally), is the worst. She can’t be celebrated, she must be shunned, even if she’s in a mom friendly bikini to hide her stretch marks and ravaged body, even if her vagina is taped the fuck up from all the abuse pushing a baby through it has done to her, even if this was shot before she was pregnant….because we all know what has become of her since…. She’s uneventful, and I am pretty sure this movie will be too, but she’s dressed like Pam Anderson, and lifeguards are all sluts with their half naked all summer, mouth to mouth, camel toe giving suits that ride their clots all day making them horny….makin’ it a little more tolerable…

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Kristen Bell in a Lifeguard Bathing Suit of the Day

Rita Ora Topless for GQ of the Day

Rita Ora is the back-up Rihanna for when shit falls apart at the seams for current Rihanna. This business is about money making people, not about keeping artists sane and under control, if anything they want them to fall apart, it makes for good business, reunion tours, and greatest hits albums, while making room for new people to bring in the dollars….it is in their best interest for these people to self destruct, especially at Rihanna’s size, where she controls all her shit, cuz she feels she doesn’t need them and can negotiate with any label she wants cuz she’s Rihanna, which is a little too much power for any performer to have…so they send in management with cocaine, and bad boyfriends, and throw whatever they can at her to have it all crash and burn…to make the real fortune off these bitches in the first 1-3 albums…something I guess they are prepping for this Rita Ora chick…cuz she’s everywhere, even topless in GQ UK this August…makin’ moves, being prepped and I’m ready to stare at her tits, cuz they are big.

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Rita Ora Topless for GQ of the Day

Rita Ora Topless for GQ of the Day

Rita Ora is the back-up Rihanna for when shit falls apart at the seams for current Rihanna. This business is about money making people, not about keeping artists sane and under control, if anything they want them to fall apart, it makes for good business, reunion tours, and greatest hits albums, while making room for new people to bring in the dollars….it is in their best interest for these people to self destruct, especially at Rihanna’s size, where she controls all her shit, cuz she feels she doesn’t need them and can negotiate with any label she wants cuz she’s Rihanna, which is a little too much power for any performer to have…so they send in management with cocaine, and bad boyfriends, and throw whatever they can at her to have it all crash and burn…to make the real fortune off these bitches in the first 1-3 albums…something I guess they are prepping for this Rita Ora chick…cuz she’s everywhere, even topless in GQ UK this August…makin’ moves, being prepped and I’m ready to stare at her tits, cuz they are big.

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Rita Ora Topless for GQ of the Day