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Kristen Stewart Has a Shitty Ass in Little Shorts of the Day

My big problem with Twilight is that the shit has become ridiculously successful, pretty much porn to any girl 18 years old or younger, but it hasn’t taught them real proper whore behavior, or really any lessons in life other than that ugly chicks can get swept off their feet by vampires who they find to be mysterious and hot because they have british accents. I didn’t see the movie, but I know that Kristen Stewart is a girl I hope no one aspires to be, or looks at as the formula of what dudes like fucking, because even in her short shorts, she looks like the piece of white trashy kid who was raised in poverty and didn’t have access to enough dairy or vegetables or really any nutrients growing up because they were so poor and her mom was lazy, so it was twinkies and bologna for her, so her body paid the price and looks like this retarded mess.

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Kristen Stewart Has a Shitty Ass in Little Shorts of the Day

Kelly Ripa’s Vagina That Has Had Many Kids is in Tight Pants of the Day

Kelly Ripa was showing off her real skinny body and flat ass in a pair of tight jogging pants, and I couldn’t help but notice the shit giving her vagina a nice little hug, because I guess the fuckin’ thing gets sad sometimes when it remembers a time before it was violated by her 12 kids cuz she married a latino and we like to breed, you know back when the fucking thing didn’t have a mind of its own and when it didn’t look like it was permanently throwing up its uterus, but I could be wrong, maybe this is just the style…. Pics via Bauer

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Kelly Ripa’s Vagina That Has Had Many Kids is in Tight Pants of the Day