With all the celebrity death, useless gossip and news, we always lose sight of what is important, especially this holiday season, and that is midget strippers on Vine flying through the air…only to fail…because failure is a state of mind…and as far as I’m concerned…she’s fucking won… I love all this has to offer…
Her name is Brandy Aniston and I’ve never heard of her, but apparently she’s a big adult star who is more than just an adult star, if there is such thing as being more than just a adult star once you are an adult star, since being an adult star is everything that matters…She hosts “In With Aniston” a show on Vivid Radio which can be found at 5 pm PST, 8 PM EST, on Vivid Radio – Sirius XM 102 and I was asked to be a Guest… You see, I run the single most relevant site on the internet, and I agreed to do it, because I am trying to get a DrunkenStepfather.com Radio show of my own, I pitched Vivid Radio months ago on the best thing to happen to the Radio since the Radio, but they keep rejecting my advances, kinda like most girls I try to sleep with….it’s okay to be scared at first but…I always win….but I guess they’ll find out tonight…. Check me out at 5 pm Pacific and 8 pm Eastern on Vivid Radio on Sirius XM 102…I’ll be the one hypnotizing you with my words… I repeat…I will be on Vivid Radio today…and it will change your life…found on Sirius XM 102… See you there and if you’re a girl who wants to have live phone sex with me, I am very good at it, you can call in at 1 855-99-VIVID…call in. It’ll be nice to show the Radio how much we matter…