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WATCH: Sarah Silverman Asks John C. Reilly If He’s ‘A Hobo’ In Wreck-It Ralph Clip

After throughly enjoying Adult Swim alumnus Jim Tozzi’s Psychocats parody trailers for Seven Psychopaths (which made me even more focused and productive in the office), I’m counting the minutes until some new-media smart-ass takes this fun  Wreck-It Ralph clip and makes it funnier by splicing in some of  Sarah Silverman and John C. Reilly’s less, um, family-oriented comedy. Reilly plays the title character of the Rich Moore-directed Disney animated picture, which hits cineplexes on Nov. 2.  He’s Wreck-It Ralph,  a vide0-game villain from a Donkey Kong-like game who tires of being the bad guy and goes on a vision quest of sorts to prove that he can be a hero. His journey takes him through a couple of game scenarios, including Sugar Rush , a candy-themed Mario Kart homage, where he encounters Vanellope von Schweetz, a cutesy voiced cookie full of arsenic.  In this clip, Vanellope proceeds to needle Ralph by, for instance, asking him if he’s “a hobo” and commenting on his “freakishly big” hands until he pronounces her “freakishly annoying.” Perhaps because the word freakish gets tossed around, I found myself hearkening back to these YouTube clips featuring Silverman on Conan O’Brien’s TBS talk show and Reilly on Adult Swim as the genius Dr. Steve Brule.  In the right hands their words coming out of Ralph and Vanellope’s computer-generated mouths could be pretty diabolically funny. If any Final Cut jockey out there is up for the challenge, I’d love to see the results. Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter. 

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Olivia Wilde Monologues About Sudeikis Sex And That One Time Her Vagina ‘Died’

Actress, former Italian princess by marriage, truthsayer: Olivia Wilde dropped TMI last night in a monologue about her “marathon” sex sessions with boyfriend Jason Sudeikis and how to tell when your vagina’s not that into a relationship anymore. “Sometimes your vagina dies… then you know it’s time to go.” Preach . Vulture was on the scene at Joe’s Pub in New York, where Wilde’s monologue was part of a series hosted by Glamour. But who knows what the other speakers talked about in their pieces because OLIVIA WILDE OVERSHARED ABOUT HER VAGINA. “I felt like my vagina died,” she said of her eight-year marriage to an Italian prince. “Turned off. Lights out…and you can lie to your relatives at Christmas dinner and tell them everything on the home front is just peachy. But you cannot lie to your vagina.” Above: Jason Sudeikis and Olivia Wilde, marathon runners It turns out Wilde, who was not only married to a freaking Italian prince but is gorgeous and talented and a smarty-pants who was babysat by Christopher Hitchens as a child, IS just like us: Terrified of the ol’ monogamy sex slump. Her cheeky solution to those relationship rough patches: Olivia Land (via Vulture ): In Olivia Land, relationships can legally only last seven years, without an option to renew. That way it never goes stale. Can you imagine, if we only had seven years? We’d be so nice to each other, so kind, and appreciative and enthusiastic, like we were eating a really expensive bowl of pasta! And in Olivia Land people wouldn’t cheat nearly as much because there wouldn’t be the threat of spending forever with one bedfellow. It just wouldn’t be legal. There’s the issue of kids. Okay this is fun. In Olivia Land, all the kids go to boarding school at seven. It’s like in Harry Potter! I would like to legalize prostitution. Hiring a sex worker in Olivia Land would be as easy, hygienic, and inexpensive as getting a pedicure. That way when away on business or just not in the mood, we could just hire a hooker for our loved one and keep them uninterested in cheating and keep them satisfied. These particular hookers would obviously have to be mute and possibly cross-eyed. In Olivia Land, the streets are paved with dark chocolate, and all the people are free of body hair and menstrual cramps.” Above: Olivia Wilde talkin’ ’bout some sex Seriously though, kudos to Wilde for having the balls to come out as a public figure to drop truth bombs like this: “[Men] are not allowed to be the only ones thinking with their genitals. We think with our pussies.” Between Olivia Wilde and Australian PM Julia Gillard , Tuesday’s been a great news day for womenkind. Your move, Wednesday.

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