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Michelle McGee Blasts Jesse James as "Pathetic," Penis Size as "Average"

Michelle McGee is back, and she’s dropping some bombshells on Jesse James and Kat Von D. The face-tattooed woman who slept with James during his marriage to Sandra Bullock told a New Zealand radio station this week that she knew the moment her relationship with the biker was over: when he cried over Bullock’s speech at the Oscars. “What a croc of s–t,” she said of that night. “He had crocodile tears. It was pathetic. I sat there and said, ‘That guy has been lying to me this entire time.’ So we’ve never spoke since then.” Referring to James as a “typical pig,” McGee also takes exception to his labeling of his main private part as “Vanilla Gorilla.” The dude is only “average,” Michelle says, and she ought to know: Bombshell is in New Zealand for the Erotica Expo. As for Kat Von D, who felt the wrath of James’ cheating unit ? McGee simply says “I told you so” and refers to her as “Kat Von Dude.” Ouch!!! [Photos: WENN.com]

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Michelle McGee Blasts Jesse James as "Pathetic," Penis Size as "Average"

Alec Baldwin to Host Season Premiere of Saturday Night Live

A set of Schwetty Balls is coming to Saturday Night Live this fall. Alec Baldwin has been tapped to host the show’s 37th season premiere, though no date has been set yet for the episode. He’ll be followed by Emmy nominee and Bridesmaids scene-stealer Melissa McCarthy the following week. This appearance will mark Baldwin’s record-setting 16th time as host. He last appeared on the May 2010 finale. The guy is ridiculously hilarious. Alec Baldwin “Schwetty Balls” Skit SNL producer Lorne Michaels also confirmed to Bill Carter of The New York Times that the entire cast will return for the new season.

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