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Hilary Duff’s Strong Legs for Cosmo of the Day

Hilary Duff is a fun divorcee. It’s like she doesn’t even miss her baby daddy, the billionaire heir turned Hockey star from Canada, I guess she was tired of being a puck slut, used in the lockerroom to build morale in some team initiation and team building exercising – all while using her child star, broken, holes… Well, she’s on a TV show, she’s showing her leg at some office, and she’s thick and fit, which I’m sure the blacks like…and so do you…because you’re one of those weirdo fans who doesn’t know how to move on from 1996…the good years… It’s safe to say that I wish the geotag info was posted in this pic, so that I could show up and offer my services as a drunkenstepfather….not that I like kids, but rich and famous girls with thick thighs who you know know how to fuck when they aren’t being bratty spoiled cunts thanks to having little to no growing up to do, but rather a staff coddling them….which is something I can handle…as long as I’m medicated and coddled too… The post Hilary Duff’s Strong Legs for Cosmo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hilary Duff’s Strong Legs for Cosmo of the Day

Hilary Duff is a fun divorcee. It’s like she doesn’t even miss her baby daddy, the billionaire heir turned Hockey star from Canada, I guess she was tired of being a puck slut, used in the lockerroom to build morale in some team initiation and team building exercising – all while using her child star, broken, holes… Well, she’s on a TV show, she’s showing her leg at some office, and she’s thick and fit, which I’m sure the blacks like…and so do you…because you’re one of those weirdo fans who doesn’t know how to move on from 1996…the good years… It’s safe to say that I wish the geotag info was posted in this pic, so that I could show up and offer my services as a drunkenstepfather….not that I like kids, but rich and famous girls with thick thighs who you know know how to fuck when they aren’t being bratty spoiled cunts thanks to having little to no growing up to do, but rather a staff coddling them….which is something I can handle…as long as I’m medicated and coddled too… The post Hilary Duff’s Strong Legs for Cosmo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Tila Tequila Is The Original Social Media Queen

I haven’t done a post on  Tila Tequila in years. To be honest, I kind of forgot all about her. But turns out, one of the original hot nobodies is still working hard as a professional Instagram model these days. And also, apparently as  a phone sex operator , which I’m guessing is the usual career path for most social media “stars” today. Anyway, I’d test her services out myself for “research,” but my mom’s a real stickler when it comes to checking the phone bill. So my girlfriend literally just now challenged me to make a twerkin video cuz she says I have a nice ass. So I thought “fuck it.” I can kill this shit. So this is me literally just turned on the radio right now in my draws to start twerkin. Lmao! #KilledIt #MomsCanBeSexyToo #MILFStatus #HTownBooty #TwerkVideo A video posted by Tila Tequila Official IG (@babymamatila) on Jul 29, 2015 at 6:03pm PDT » view all 13 photos

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All The Victoria’s Secret Models In One Room!

So apparently Victoria’s Secret got all their Angels together for a big group photoshoot to promote the upcoming Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show in London later this month. And if there was ever a time to make sure everybody got the memo to show up in lingerie, this was it. But instead, they’re all just wearing some lame promo shirt. I don’t know who’s in charge of PR at this place, but they should be fired. Because this was a serious missed opportunity. And I’d be happy to volunteer my services. All I want in return is to be paid in lingerie pictures and one-on-one time with the models. I think that’s a pretty fair deal, if you ask me. » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

All The Victoria’s Secret Models In One Room!

So apparently Victoria’s Secret got all their Angels together for a big group photoshoot to promote the upcoming Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show in London later this month. And if there was ever a time to make sure everybody got the memo to show up in lingerie, this was it. But instead, they’re all just wearing some lame promo shirt. I don’t know who’s in charge of PR at this place, but they should be fired. Because this was a serious missed opportunity. And I’d be happy to volunteer my services. All I want in return is to be paid in lingerie pictures and one-on-one time with the models. I think that’s a pretty fair deal, if you ask me. » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Toni Garrn Is Super Pretty

Here’s one of my favorite underrated Victoria’s Secret hotties Toni Garrn in Germany at the launch of her new clothing line. And apparently the whole thing is for charity, which doesn’t really make sense to me. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I’m all for a good cause, and Toni looks downright amazing in a pair of tight jeans. But if she really wanted to raise money, shouldn’t she be auctioning them off? Or just taking them off? Either would work. » view all 24 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Kate Beckinsale Is A MILF Who Knows How To Dress

I don’t know why we don’t see more pictures of Kate Beckinsale . For my money, she’s every bit as hot as her fellow Hollywood MILFs, although I guess she doesn’t show up in a bikini quite as often. But still, here she is busting out some pretty great cleavage at the LA launch party for some London condo development. And if Kate wants any help getting more attention these days, I’d be happy to volunteer my services. Granted, 90% of my ideas involve “accidental” wardrobe malfunctions and/or filming sex tapes with bloggers, but hey, why shouldn’t I get something out of this too? » view all 40 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

True Or False: Is Erica Dixon’s Ex-Boo O’Shea Da Model A Poon Pummeling Escort For Hire???

Brokey gotta get paid so he can keep wearing the finest of Phat Farm fashions …SMH Erica Dixon’s Ex-Boyfriend O’Shea Da Model Accused Of Being An Escort There’s currently a nasty rumor going around that Erica Dixon’s brawny broke ex-boo O’Shea Da Model is out here slanging man meat…for a price. Several sites are reporting that they found a back page ad from “Da Model” offering his services to the highest bidder and giving deets on his “erotic massage” skills. SMH So is it true?? Hit the flip to find out…

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True Or False: Is Erica Dixon’s Ex-Boo O’Shea Da Model A Poon Pummeling Escort For Hire???

True Or False: Is Erica Dixon’s Ex-Boo O’Shea Da Model A Poon Pummeling Escort For Hire???

Brokey gotta get paid so he can keep wearing the finest of Phat Farm fashions …SMH Erica Dixon’s Ex-Boyfriend O’Shea Da Model Accused Of Being An Escort There’s currently a nasty rumor going around that Erica Dixon’s brawny broke ex-boo O’Shea Da Model is out here slanging man meat…for a price. Several sites are reporting that they found a back page ad from “Da Model” offering his services to the highest bidder and giving deets on his “erotic massage” skills. SMH So is it true?? Hit the flip to find out…

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Drake & The Weeknd Host Homecoming Show In Toronto [PHOTOS]

OVOXO, yo’ girl at their next show Drake and The Weeknd represent Toronto everywhere they go, so it only made sense for the duo to bring their services back home. Following the European leg of the “Would You Like A Tour?” is over, the duo held a homecoming concert. See more at: Hip Hop Wired

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