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Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey is running for President. The 45-year-old doesn't date anyone over the age of 20, was accused of brainwashing a 16-year-old he was engaged to up until last month, and is running as a Republican candidate. Apparently Vampires don't believe in abortion. Check out his interview with the local news in here. The Best Links: He ran for Governor of Minnesota in 2006 and also had short-lived bids for U.S. Senate in 2000, U.S. President in 2004, and U.S. President in 2008. via fark View