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Some More Kate Upton Wet T-Shirt Pics for GQ of the Day

Kate Upton for GQ rocking a wet T-shirt has been a revolutionary move for her….and it has turned people like me onto her….because before she was some bitch who wasn’t milking her tits to their full potential…who was just squeezing their sloppiness into a bikini…making me think her nipples were the of a fat chick who was only fat in her tits at 19 but who is gonna be fat everywhere when her body catches up to her….and I still believe that….only it just doesn’t really matter at all….cuz she’s in a wet t-shirt bro…

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Some More Kate Upton Wet T-Shirt Pics for GQ of the Day

Katrina Bowden in FHM Australia May of the Day

Katrina Bowden is some girl who was in the American Pie movie that just came out tha my idiot friend unfortuately saw and has since fallen in love with and talks about her pretty much everyday – asking me to find him more pics of her and the whole thing is both unhealthily creepy and annoying….Firstly, American Pie sequels don’t deserve this much talk and secondly, Katrina Bowden isn’t that hot….especially not when dressed like a cheerleader who looks less like a high school or college girl I want to fuck but a mom who enjoys her pilates so much that she can pull off this halloween costume for all the other moms to stare at angrily….cuz they are fat and mom bodied…. Who really cares….I’m only posting this for my friend. I’m nice like that.

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Katrina Bowden in FHM Australia May of the Day

Kate Upton’s Modeling Bikinis Again of the Day

Take it in while you can…cuz this bitch isn’t gonna last forever….I already seen signs of her sloppiness coming…cuz tits this big don’t come as a stand alone item for long…the ass and gut always follow….at 19 it is all good…but by 23 – she’ll be rocking an eating disorder and an addiction to working out….making her lose her tits you love so much…por turning obese cuz that’s just how it happens…. I don’t know why Kate Upton’s internet fame for having big tits that lead to SI Covers in skimpy bikinis bothers me so much…I mean I’m as into watching her bad dancing in video…. But I guess I hate things that are marketed hard and overhyped….Here she is photoshopped modeling bullshit bikinis….

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/kate-upton-bikini-dance-2.flv

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Kate Upton’s Modeling Bikinis Again of the Day