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Charlotte McKinney Nipple Shoot of the Day

Charlotte McKinney did this shoot, either while she was coming up and trying to get work with her massive tits, or after she got famous for being in one Guess campaign, one Carl’s JR campaign that for some miracle, a miracle I call a master manager who is obviously VERY fucking connected, she probably was lost, confused and unsure where to take her tits…did she go into softcore erotica, because she couldn’t be a fashion model, and in that quest of borderline fashion that isn’t really fashion, because florida trash is not fashionable….it seems like some nipples were exposed…. The post Charlotte McKinney Nipple Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Some More Kate Upton Wet T-Shirt Pics for GQ of the Day

Kate Upton for GQ rocking a wet T-shirt has been a revolutionary move for her….and it has turned people like me onto her….because before she was some bitch who wasn’t milking her tits to their full potential…who was just squeezing their sloppiness into a bikini…making me think her nipples were the of a fat chick who was only fat in her tits at 19 but who is gonna be fat everywhere when her body catches up to her….and I still believe that….only it just doesn’t really matter at all….cuz she’s in a wet t-shirt bro…

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Some More Kate Upton Wet T-Shirt Pics for GQ of the Day

Brooklyn Decker’s Ugly Face Kisses Jennifer Aniston’s Menopausal Face of the Day

This has got to be news somewhere….Brooklyn Decker had hard nipples and was kissing Jennifer Aniston at the premiere of some Adam Sandler smut he shat out and called a movie cuz he’s Adam Sandler and he knows will make him millions and so do the execs behind him…cuz there comes a time in everyone’s career…when you gotta say “fuck trying to be original or authentic where’s the fucking money….” I think Jennifer Aniston is a boring fucking story. Menopause, infertility, failed relationships that never left her knocked up or not. She sucks. I think Brooklyn Decker is a boring fucking face…but her husband bought her SI’s Swimsuit Edition stamp of approval…so I guess that makes her big tits matter…and at least her nipples were hard…Who cares…I know…

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Christina Ricci Gets A Little Nipply

I’m not trying to imply that Christina Ricci’s nipples were falling out, that would make life too easy for me, but I am trying to point out that even if she’s wearing a nice warm weather sundress….. Her nipples are looking chilly. I’ll never understand those sexy strange little protuberance, one minute they’re soft and chewable and the next you could cut glass with them. If you’re having trouble spotting her pokies, they’re hanging very low for some reason. Odd.