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Emma Watson Wax Figure Will Turn You On of the Day

Posted on March 27, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I hate these Wax figures, I find them insanely creepy, but figure since you probably have sex with plastic figures that resemble the girls from your favorite sci-fi fantasy movies, who you’ve already set up fake marriages with, and who you have morning coffee with, this dead stare probably drives you fucking crazy. I mean it is the only human interaction you’ve ever had, or the closest thing you’ve had…and your dream is to one day craft something like this, cuz you have loved her and known that Emma Watson was your soul mate since she was 12…and this model of her, like your model of the Death Star, may be as close as you can get to that love, which to you is better than nothing. You virgin loser freak. So I’m posting it, cuz I like to humor you. I’m a good guy like that – and this is creepy as fuck. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Emma Watson Wax Figure Will Turn You On of the Day

Posted on March 27, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I hate these Wax figures, I find them insanely creepy, but figure since you probably have sex with plastic figures that resemble the girls from your favorite sci-fi fantasy movies, who you’ve already set up fake marriages with, and who you have morning coffee with, this dead stare probably drives you fucking crazy. I mean it is the only human interaction you’ve ever had, or the closest thing you’ve had…and your dream is to one day craft something like this, cuz you have loved her and known that Emma Watson was your soul mate since she was 12…and this model of her, like your model of the Death Star, may be as close as you can get to that love, which to you is better than nothing. You virgin loser freak. So I’m posting it, cuz I like to humor you. I’m a good guy like that – and this is creepy as fuck. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Gretchen Rossi Bikinis of the Day

Posted on March 27, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Gretchen Rossi must be a Real Housewives chick, I wouldn’t know, because I have never watched the show. I just know what a gold digger, or someone who associates with gold diggers, who have succeeded at gold digging, and who make up the upper crust of society, look like…..and that’s a gutter stripper, all full of Botox, fake hair they get done weekly, fake tits, and a fit body from the best trainers, personal chefs and a prescription pill diet. Because like strippers, they are just fucking broken and have no souls, they are just on the opposite side of the wealth spectrum, but on the same level of insecurity, trying to be hot and have sex appeal like a bitch from the 90s, when they Playboy shit is fucking done. Sure, she’s looks ok in a bikini for a 60 year old, but that medicated look in her eyes, and that lack of soul that screams “I am a prostitute and I want to die”….doesn’t really turn me on. I only like when they look like this and are in the gutter, trying to pay for their next fix. The whole mansion, luxury vacations, fine dining, best designer clothes, fancy car component to her makes her totally uneventful…. But luckily for her, I’ll still look at pics of her in a bikini. Something that is every girl’s dream. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Gretchen Rossi Bikinis of the Day

Posted on March 27, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Gretchen Rossi must be a Real Housewives chick, I wouldn’t know, because I have never watched the show. I just know what a gold digger, or someone who associates with gold diggers, who have succeeded at gold digging, and who make up the upper crust of society, look like…..and that’s a gutter stripper, all full of Botox, fake hair they get done weekly, fake tits, and a fit body from the best trainers, personal chefs and a prescription pill diet. Because like strippers, they are just fucking broken and have no souls, they are just on the opposite side of the wealth spectrum, but on the same level of insecurity, trying to be hot and have sex appeal like a bitch from the 90s, when they Playboy shit is fucking done. Sure, she’s looks ok in a bikini for a 60 year old, but that medicated look in her eyes, and that lack of soul that screams “I am a prostitute and I want to die”….doesn’t really turn me on. I only like when they look like this and are in the gutter, trying to pay for their next fix. The whole mansion, luxury vacations, fine dining, best designer clothes, fancy car component to her makes her totally uneventful…. But luckily for her, I’ll still look at pics of her in a bikini. Something that is every girl’s dream. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Brooklyn Decker’s Ugly Face Kisses Jennifer Aniston’s Menopausal Face of the Day

Posted on February 22, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This has got to be news somewhere….Brooklyn Decker had hard nipples and was kissing Jennifer Aniston at the premiere of some Adam Sandler smut he shat out and called a movie cuz he’s Adam Sandler and he knows will make him millions and so do the execs behind him…cuz there comes a time in everyone’s career…when you gotta say “fuck trying to be original or authentic where’s the fucking money….” I think Jennifer Aniston is a boring fucking story. Menopause, infertility, failed relationships that never left her knocked up or not. She sucks. I think Brooklyn Decker is a boring fucking face…but her husband bought her SI’s Swimsuit Edition stamp of approval…so I guess that makes her big tits matter…and at least her nipples were hard…Who cares…I know…

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Ellen Pompeo’s Ass Kicking Mom Nipple of the Day

Posted on February 22, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ellen Pompeo is built like a tank, you know like Cameron Diaz Pretending to be Madonna, leaving the gym post pregnancy, but her nipples can’t hide the fact that a babies been sucking on the shit as hard as it can before shit dry up and turn into a dude from all the testosterone and the good news is no one knows who the fuck Ellen Pompeo is to notice. I mean other than the trailer park trash who watch Grey’s Anatomy….not that they use the internet….

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Jessica Simpson Sadly Hits the Gym of the Day

Posted on February 22, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There’s nothing good about this scene. Jessica Simpson is leaving the gym. It’s the end of a fucking era cuz you know she’s got the best trainers, dieticians, and that she will end up slim and hot as fuck not just hot cuz she’s weak and depressed and when she does, I’ll have nothing to point and laugh at from the comfort of my soiled couch, you know bathing in her misery, but will instead look at her in anger that I didn’t move down to Texas to crawl into her vagina while she was at her all time low. Now she’s getting back on track and we’re faced with lost opportunities due to drunken laziness..the story of my fucking life….no that I coulda seduced her at her fattest…but I have been pretty good at seducing fat chicks…so you never know…but then again they were never famous fat chicks…who were once hot fat chicks who guys still masturbated to fat chicks…but it worked in theory and sometimes that’s good enough to keep me going…

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