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Jennifer Aniston’s Weird Pregnant Smartwater Ad of the Day

I didn’t bother watching this, but I figured, Shit, Smartwater doesn’t pay me, why don’t I give them free exposure, cuz I like corporations fucking me up the ass, usually without a condom, all because they waved a clever little tactic in front of my retard face, like booking some old as fuck actress, in a belly shirt, showing off a fake pregnant belly…..marketing is so powerful…it’s like they’ve got me ball my fucking balls… Fuck you Smartwater and fuck you Jennifer Aniston for not giving up you 45 year old fuck.

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Jennifer Aniston’s Weird Pregnant Smartwater Ad of the Day

Jennifer Aniston Sex Tape / Smartwater Ad Goes Viral

Okay, so this is not really a Jennifer Aniston sex tape. Among the many techniques utilized to get people to watch the actress in her new online ad for Smartwater was to erroneously promote it as one, however. Courtesy of “three lovely Internet boys,” who opt to name this “Jennifer Aniston sex tape” in homes of getting hits, Jen gets a crash course in viral videos. The Smartwater ad is a giant in-joke homage to YouTube sensations from Keenan Cahill to dancing babies to guys getting kicked in the sack. Watch below … Jennifer Aniston Smartwater Ad

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