Is it too late to nominate the following video for Most Amazing Footage of 2014? It features a man named Darryl who contacted a rapper named Mac Lethal after coming home and finding a bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios in the sink he shared with his girlfriend, Nicole. Darryl instantly knew that his lover of five years was cheating on him because Nicole is gluten-free. Man Remixes “Blank Space” to Spite Cheating Girlfriend To confirm, Darryl broke into Nicole’s Facebook (we’ve all been there, right?) and discovered she had, indeed, been doing the nasty behind his back… with numerous men! So Darryl proceeded to do what any broken-hearted man would do: he worked with Lethal Mac to remix “ Blank Space ” and create an epic break-up anthem for the ages. Hello everybody, I’m Darryl, and this right here is a song for Nicole , opens the video, which includes a picture of Darryl and his lying girlfriend. It continues: You and I have been together five long years, but now I know you f–ked Craig and longed for his pole. I used to think that it was only you and me, stupidly. I would even give you the moon and sea, but I came home and found a bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios in the sink, and damn it, bitch, you’re gluten-free! This may not have been what Swift intended when she penned “Blank Space,” but knowing the artist as we do, knowing her history with famous men… why do we think she’s giving Darryl a standing ovation right about now? 9 Creative Ways to Break Someone’s Heart 1. A Delicious Dumping On one hand, you’re now single. On the other… you don’t need to share!
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Scorned Boyfriend Remixes "Blank Space," Creates Epic Break-Up Anthem
