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Pete Wentz’s New Beard is Alright of the Day

Her name is Meagan Camper….She’s the new Ashlee Simpson…or at least in terms of what she’s sticking in the ass…you know since Pete Wentz is likely gay and more likely to be into getting fucked with a strap-on… She’s an aspiring model, because I looked her up and there was nothing about her anywhere on the internet, leading me to think, this is all part of her marketing strategy, you know cuz meeting a famous dude in a bar leads to a bright future and great lifestyle if played out right, and even if it isn’t it could lead to a stint on dancing with the stars, which is far more than she probably coulda pulled off on her own….but the highlight in her career is how much Ashlee Simpson likely hates her, giving her death stares and demanding she doesn’t touch their kids on Pete’s visits….Amazing….but not as amazing as the sex tape she’ll release when he moves onto the next pussy, knowing that with Fall Out Boy millions comes eager girls….

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Pete Wentz’s New Beard is Alright of the Day

Carmen Electra’s Showing Off Her Mom Body at the Club of the Day

How about some old lady body pretending it is still in its 20s, going to late night club events because hosting that shit is the only work she gets because I guess when you’re a playboy chick with no real skill other than looking good naked and willing to get naked to show off her fake tits like she’s a cheap whore stripper – because that’s what she is, only a more socially acceptable version 10 years too late – even if being the old lady dancing in the club is just fucking awkward – leaving everyone wondering what her kids would think if they saw her in this humiliating state…is never socially acceptable…or at least it shouldn’t be unless it is fucking in the bathroom stall while the husband is at home taking kid of the kids……

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Carmen Electra’s Showing Off Her Mom Body at the Club of the Day

Scarlett Johansson Looks a Little Too Much Like Gaga of the Day

Here’s some Scarlett Johansson rocking some 80s hooker gear shooting a movie where she plays and 80s hooker…which is believable, you know not cuz of her nude pics she released for publicity or to divert from her divorce, but because she must have got paid indirectly for sex to get where she got in Hollywood, all while making the public think she’s the hottest thing since Marilyn Monroe, despite looking at lot more like a chubby Gaga to me….Maybe I’m crazy, maybe Scajo is the hottest shit in Hollywood, but I like to think I’m never wrong so by default you are….Don’t get me wrong…I still grabbed Gaga’s ass in fishnets behind her security guard’s back 2 years ago….I’m not an idiot, I’d still fuck all bitches, and I’ve fucked far uglier ones…I just call it for the bullshit that it is….seriously…look at that face and convince me she’s as hot as everyone else says she is….I don’t think you can do it….I do think it is all hype and more importantly if I was the husband I’d be dick deep in Blake Lively…..

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Scarlett Johansson Looks a Little Too Much Like Gaga of the Day