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Taylor Swift Plays the Word Association Game of the Day

If you’re interested in self involved, overly famous, most powerful performer in the world, because the more information people have, the dumber they seem to get, and people still get to this massive level of fame, when really we should be spreading our time, money, and everything else on other more talented and obscure acts…I mean isn’t this the hipster generation, the mainstream hipster generation, who just look at act counter culture, but who eat up everything pop culture, and not even to be ironic… YOu’re all fucking idiots…. So here’s some Taylor Swift in Vanity Fair discussing VERY interesting things like turning 30 in 2020… All this to say, shut the fuck Taylor Swift, and all her puppet friends and lovers on the Taylor Swift train…the worst…but at least she’s skinny and has long legs and pretends she’s a model…it’s not bad. The post Taylor Swift Plays the Word Association Game of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Benson’s Big Lesbian Cleavage of the Day

The nice thing about chubby girls is usually her tits, especially when clothed, because it allows the owner of them titties to strap them up in either a pus up bra, or really tight spandex tank top, that makes them tits look like they might as well be silicone, when her gunt is cropped out of the pic, which grounds us and reminds us…#cake….and #pizza…. Most girls can get big tits and great cleavage too, just start eating, never leave your house, and post strategic selfies from the right angles…and those girls who can’t get big tits by eating, but can get fat, are just despressing to look at naked…it’s like you’re fat and you don’t even have big tits, what’s your point in life…that’s right nothing…I mean nothing sexually…well that’s not true…cuz dudes love sticking their dicks in mouths, pussies and asses, and accept obesity even when it comes with small tits…because we’re a progressive society who don’t hate fat girls anymore… Now Ashley Benson’s only obese by Hollywood terms, but I think she’s still lovely…and I would be her friend, even though I don’t believe in friendship, unless it involves taking baths together…. The post Ashley Benson’s Big Lesbian Cleavage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elsa Hosk for Vogue Mexico of the Day

Elsa Hosk is Swedish. Fascinating. Right…I mean I’d assemble her badly after transporting her on the roof of my shitty euro car…to house my TV and collection of sex toys…because when dealing with Swedish people, you need to always reference Ikea, otherwise they don’t exist… The real fascinating thing about her is that she’s such a serious fucking babe, that she’s gone from being a NUDE MODEL IN IMMIGRANT VERSIONS OF AMERICAN MAGAZINES …you know serious bootleg shit…and has turned it into a serious career making over a million dollars a year… Most nude models I know turn to escorting….but this one turned to Victoria’s Secret…. I mean sure, I like the old Elsa better, this one has changed…at least based on her clothes alone…but she’s still lovely as fuck and worth keeping track of…you know, not just in her work, but in where she buys her groceries, and where she lives and where she is at any given time…some call it stalking…I call it being into a girl you’ve seen naked on the internet…I mean…she’s kind of asking for it…if she didn’t want it, she could just get an office job like normal girls…right?

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Becca Tobin in Lingerie of the Day

Damn, this girl has a shitty waist to hip ratio. She’s built like a box, a fucking rectangle, lumber, with no fucking gap, which is almost unheard of, yet she’s compelled to get in her underwear for some bottom feeding publication, I’m a jerk, like an attention seeking whore hoping to increase her fan base, trying to get noticed the right way, and the reality is that despite her lack of curves, she’s not fat, she’s got a little booty, and she’s posing in her fucking underwear in a photoshoop, pretty much making her good enough for me, I just like giving her a hard time, so that she doesn’t let her ego get ahead of herself. She’s still a nobody on Glee, half naked or not, it’s just nice to see her career taking the right path….and what it comes down to is that she’s still lovely, even if she needs a little constructive criticism to give her a bit of a complex. Trust me, it is better this way.

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Becca Tobin in Lingerie of the Day