No, I have no idea why Kendall Jenner is posing with a monkey in her new shoot for Allure , but believe it or not, this isn’t even the first time I’ve wanted to go all Charlton Heston and tell a monkey to get their stinking paws off one of my favorite hotties . Anyway, I’d make a joke about asking Kendall to touch my monkey right now, but I’m guessing whatever lucky bastard took these probably already beat me to it. So instead, you just enjoy the sexy Kendall swimsuit pictures while I go try to think up more bad monkey puns. Wish me luck.
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Kendall Jenner Does Allure Good!
