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Selena Gomez Booty Pumps It

I’m kind of torn by these pictures of Selena Gomez pumping it at the gas station, I wanted to highlight her cute little booty, but then she turned around and that tingle happened in my pants. That’s not to say her booty isn’t working for me, but that belly flash is working even better. I want to nimble on it and take stupid pictures with it wearing hipster sunglasses and post them on Instagram . That’s what the kids to these days right?

Evan Seinfeld and His New Porn Slut Trash of the Day

I hate Evan Seinfeld, not because he’s Jerry Seinfeld’s brother, because he probably isn’t, but because he embodies pretty much everything I hate in a person. Sure, he was in the band Biohazard, something some of you idiots may idolize, because I remember stupid french kids and white trash flocked to that garbage.

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Evan Seinfeld and His New Porn Slut Trash of the Day