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Here’s Jessica Simpson and her killer chubcakes on the Ellen DeGeneres show the other day surely giving Ellen a massive lady boner. I don’t know exactly what a lady boner consists of, but I know it’s probably weird looking. Anyhow, Jessica and her boobs have been all over the place lately promoting something I don’t care about, but if she wants me to help plug whatever it is, all she has to do is hit me up on the Twitter…. And show me those boobs. Just an email, I won’t show anyone else I promise.