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Jessica Simpson Keeps Growing And Growing

Posted on September 9, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is yet another disappointing start to the day involving Jessica Simpson’s ever growing waistline. Here she is leaving the Project Runway runway show where she was a judge for the season finale. I don’t know how the producers let her get away with wearing this bedazzled garbage bag as a dress, but that’s another issue. Anyhow, it’s pretty clear that her chubcakes have grown substantially and I for one want to see them. Stat!

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Jessica Simpson Is Almost In A Bikini

Posted on July 12, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Knowing that Jessica Simpson was on vacation somewhere beachy, we saw her holiday chubcakes earlier, I was hoping to see her in a bikini horsing around with her new douche. These pictures are a good start. She’s not wearing anything too revealing, but we get a fairly good idea as to what’s going on in the front meat section. Not to mention the fact that she gives us a nice little bent over booty shot, hopefully as a sign of what’s to come. I’ll keep my eyes peeled as this Jessica Simpson bikini watch 2010 story continues to unfold.      

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Jessica Simpson Isn’t Doing Anything Exciting

Posted on June 23, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Jessica Simpson hitting the town last night in a nice pair of jeans. That’s it, no nipples, no lady business… Nothing. What the hell am I supposed to write about this crap? I think she’s pretty and her hair looks nice? That’s just lame. Ok I’ve got it, she’s wearing a New Kids On The Block t-shirt, I’d like to be the new kid on her block and by block I mean vagina……. I’m dying over here.

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Jessica Simpson’s Chubcakes Hit The Town

Posted on May 26, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Simpson took her new curves and sweet chubcakes to some event the other night, I wasn’t invited as her guest so I can’t be bothered to find out what the event was. I can only take these non-invites for so long before I’m going to start to think that Jessica wants nothing to do with me. There’s only so much a guy can take, I’m giving her 1300 more chances, but after that I think I’m going to really have to reevaluate our relationship. Call me.

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Jessica Simpson Gives Ellen A Stiffy

Posted on April 29, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Jessica Simpson and her killer chubcakes on the Ellen DeGeneres show the other day surely giving Ellen a massive lady boner. I don’t know exactly what a lady boner consists of, but I know it’s probably weird looking. Anyhow, Jessica and her boobs have been all over the place lately promoting something I don’t care about, but if she wants me to help plug whatever it is, all she has to do is hit me up on the Twitter…. And show me those boobs. Just an email, I won’t show anyone else I promise.

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Jessica Simpson’s Breasts Are Spectacular

Posted on April 21, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Have I professed my love for Jessica Simpson’s breasts lately? I try to do it twice a day. And yes, if you think that was a dirty masturbation joke give yourself a pat on the back. Here she is going somewhere, showing off her massive fat girl boobs on a nicely proportionate body. That almost never happens. I want to nestle up into those skin pillows and sleep for forty days and forty nights. I sometimes fart in my sleep, but I’m sure she won’t mind. Call me. more pictures of Jessica Simpson here

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Jessica Simpson Brings Back The Cleavage

Posted on April 13, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

After yesterday’s Jessica Simpson lesbian wig fiasco , it’s nice to see things getting back to normal, here she is at Good Housekeeping’s 125th Anniversary party with her real hair and her real fingernails. Welcome back princess. I can’t think of a better way to help us forget that crap ever happened than to give us some sultry eyes and a give us a good look at those tig ol’ bitties. Good work. more pictures of Jessica Simpson here

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Jessica Simpson Is The New Ken Paves

Posted on April 12, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

These are a couple of pictures that Jessica Simpson posted on her Twitter page of her new haircut. I really hope that this is just a wig because this crap looks terrible, she looks like she’s got the same haircut as her hairdresser friend Ken Paves . This is a hairdo reserved for a sexless suburban housewife who can’t be bothered to even attempt to look good because her pisspant kids are just going to ruin it again like they did her hopes, dreams and aspirations. Didn’t Jessica just do a show about traveling the world in search of beauty? THIS is what she found?!! I think she might want to keep looking.

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Jessica Simpson’s Boob Show Continues

Posted on March 15, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Jessica Simpson outside the Letterman studios last night trying to get her boobs back in the spotlight. I get what she’s trying to do and I appreciate it, but I think some bikini pictures would probably work a whole lot better. I shouldn’t complain, she actually looks a little thinner than usual everywhere but up top where it counts. I may not be the right person to judge, I’ve been in love with her boobs for years so I’m a little biased. Enjoy.

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Jessica Simpson Gives Us A View

Posted on March 12, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ever since Jessica Simpson has come to grips with her slightly softer body, she’s been covering up the goods every chance she gets. So these pictures of her showing off some cleavage while she trips over someone’s dog are a little better. This is a clever trick that more paparazzi should work on, train a cute little doggie to walk in front of various busty celebrities and wait for the cleavage to spill out. It would also work well with a properly trained child. Enjoy.

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