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Jessica Simpson Isn’t Doing Anything Exciting

Here’s Jessica Simpson hitting the town last night in a nice pair of jeans. That’s it, no nipples, no lady business… Nothing. What the hell am I supposed to write about this crap? I think she’s pretty and her hair looks nice? That’s just lame. Ok I’ve got it, she’s wearing a New Kids On The Block t-shirt, I’d like to be the new kid on her block and by block I mean vagina……. I’m dying over here.