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Have I professed my love for Jessica Simpson’s breasts lately? I try to do it twice a day. And yes, if you think that was a dirty masturbation joke give yourself a pat on the back. Here she is going somewhere, showing off her massive fat girl boobs on a nicely proportionate body. That almost never happens. I want to nestle up into those skin pillows and sleep for forty days and forty nights. I sometimes fart in my sleep, but I’m sure she won’t mind. Call me. more pictures of Jessica Simpson here